Perchance To Dream

[socratesgirl]

how i do unfortunately listen to my shitty music #myshit

[segamascott]

[romanceyourdemons]

guy working on an artwork they knew would push them technically: what the hell why do i keep doing this wrong. am i haunted by malevolent spirits and such

[oysters-aint-for-me]

btw i’ve never seen pacific rim but i had a dream last night that there was a new pacific rim movie and the kaiju and the big robots were fighting and there were all these gratuitous shots of them stepping directly on cybertrucks with the drivers still inside them and in an interview guillermo del toro said that those were his favorite shots in the entire movie

[b1tchcup]

my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[bl00dfroma-fairy]

do not police my anger

[good-to-drive]

It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it

[agendratum]

[lesbianbloodritual]

my body is not a soft animal you dumb asshole i need amphetamines

[hollowboobtheory]

one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

[hollowboobtheory]

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014

[xargon]

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

[cheaphalloweencostume]

CPTSD constantly has me acting so cartoonishly stupid. hello my partner of 4 years who has literally never so much as raised their voice in my direction, i heard you doing dishes a little louder than usual in the other room. are you going to kill me?

[ddosjeffe-deactivated20250123]

Be warned I am actually uninteresting and better as an idea

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[hotvampireadjacent]

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[frickiestfricks]

[navigationspace]

[ophilosoraptoro]

Well played, Beverly.