winterinspring

he/they AJR on top

[winter-inspr1ng]

A short introduction!

Hello! My name is Winter. I've been on Tumblr since 2021, when I was introduced by my older sister. Here's a short intro post! Name(s): While I mostly go by Winter, feel free to call me by my Hebrew name, Nima!

Pronouns: He/they

Age: Of age in my area, but still young as fuck!

Relationship status: single but down bad for someone...

Employment: I am busy with high school, so nothing (yet), but constantly writing/drawing

Interests: AJR, Heated Rivalry, D&D, Baldur's Gate 3, Cyberpunk, creative writing, theater/musical theater, Merrily We Roll Along, various instruments and vocal techniques, and Cabaret, just to name a few!

I hope to see you around my blog!

[oneheadtoanother]

[creekfiend]

on this website I frequently find myself feeling like ron swanson at home depot

[hypokeimena]

#when people tell you youre wrong when you are actually wrong: embarrassing! but tolerable #when people tell you you are wrong when RON SWANSON AT HOME DEPOT I KNOW MORE THAN YOU: #MOST HARROWING HUMAN EXPERIENCE.

[creekfiend]

funniest tag humanly possible. thank you for your correction, accuracy is important to me.

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[wertercatt]

*pushes the button and holds it down for an excessively long time before releasing it. and then waits*

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[the-true-pink-ninja]

*presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the bu-

[oldblogbones-deactivated2022020]

[moved-2-sillyfunny]

*Just barely pushes down the button for a very short amount of time*

[grelliam]

[cataclysmictide]

in my head you're alive and we sit down for dinner and talk it all out

[normal-thoughts-official]

ladies, if she

likes caviar and cigarettes

is well versed in etiquette

is extraordinarily nice

shes not your girl. shes a killer queen, gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser bean, guaranteed to blow your mind

[rapidashrider]

[allesfresser]

His tomato🍅

[hudconera]

don't you know i'm insane

[somegoodf-inghockey]

also discussed this at a gathering but was i the only one who saw yuna hollander and was like .. smash. sorry was that just me ????

[im-out-of-it]

I always laugh at the elevator scene because Yuna is judging Ilya and lowkey upset when Ilya won’t respond back so she can introduce herself and Ilya is just there all “yeah I’m about to meet your son and it’s not a friendly gathering but I’ll see you in 8 years, sound good? I’ll bring the vodka, you bring the pasta, okay bye” imagine telling your son to go fuck his rival just for him to do that because you raised a well mannered man and your sons rival won’t shake your hand for very obvious reasons. I just know two things get brought up so many times. 1) Yuna: but why don’t you say hi? Ilya: respectfully I was there to see your son! TO FUCK- Shane: Ilya, not helping. David: so who wants pasta? 2) yuna: did you know I once told Shane to “fuck Rozanov” guess he took it literally. Ilya: well, he’s autistic, though you’ve raised a well mannered man. David: he does have good manners. Ilya: you have no idea- Shane: ILYA!!! Ilya: what, it’s the truth!

[hudconuinely]

The first time Ilya fucks Shane so hard he has trouble walking the next day - like legitimately hobbling around the cottage - yes, there’s a bit of pride and possessiveness, but he also worries he went too far. Shane had kept begging for more, more, until Ilya was certain the bed was going to break but now he sees Shane wincing and he worries. So he asks Shane - was it too much, should they have stopped, should they go slower next time? and Shane’s immediately horrified like please don’t threaten to take this away from me omg there’s only a few weeks left of the summer.

(He does however agree to rest on the couch and let Ilya putter around taking care of him which, yes, includes multiple couch blowjobs)

[prenbyw]

Spoon in the shape of a fish. Carved from some Sycamore I found just outside Wivenhoe, Essex.

[hinako-supremacy]

op i love your fish so much i made it a png

they are now a school of fish

[teaboot]

Posts that prove that despite about 300 thousand years of technological development, humanity at its core hasn't really changed all that much

[imnormal445]

I'd say no one's trying to take Shane from him but girl I am so 💀

[thrawlane]

had an idea

[boringmenace]

I just know in my heart of hearts that Ilya felt #competitive about the fact that Shane was the one to propose. So he just couldn’t help himself when it was official that Shane was going to join the Centaurs.

“Hollander, I have a very important question to ask.”

“What?”

“It’s the biggest question I could ever ask you.”

“Ilya, we’re already getting married.”

Ilya grinned, and wrapped his arms around Shane’s waist, pulling him close. “Will you…” he paused for effect. “My beautiful fiancé….” Another pause. “Move in with me?”

Shane shoved him, forcing Ilya to break into laughter and whining, “Nooo, come back, is very important question.”

“You’re an idiot.”

“Is that a yes?”

“Of course it’s a yes, Ilya. Jesus Christ.”

[tinylilhollander]

You just know Shane is that dad who only needs the barest hint of an excuse to brag about his kiddos.

My daughter? She's great. She actually just played her first hockey game. The hockey gear was bigger than her but man Ilya and I were so proud. Wait, actually I have photos – gimme a sec.

Our son actually got the lead in the school play. Yeah Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer himself. I mean yeah, it's the nursery school play. No no, you have it right – he's just over two and a half. He beat out all the four-year-olds for the part though, crazy right? Wait, I have a video, I'll send it.

That man's carrying photos of his babies in his wallet so he can brag about them to the cashier while he's buying his protein powder.

[adorableyak]

Cliff Marlow trying to convince everyone Ilya is the bottom: "Guys, I've shared a shower with him. We've all thought it. You can't ignore it, it's like a Georgia peach, it made three guys dump their girlfriends. We're all just glad that a perfect thing is being properly appreciated."