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She/her/ hers or They/them/theirs Nancy Drew Fan Blog - Jim-archers-wifes-dress Boy oh boy, am I getting back into Assassin’s Creed. AC fanfic “And The Stars Remain (Revamped)” Status: Active. Revamping the revamp.

[inbredfawn]

If you are unable to afford donating, this link allows you to click a button every 24 hours in order help donate to Palestine.

American mutuals, I seriously urge you to tell Congress and Biden to stand with Palestine, and do not stop sending this message. You can also donate here.

This is not a war; what Israel is doing to Palestine is genocide. Do not sit idly by and do not stay quiet. Now more than ever is the most important time to not look away.

[yashia7archive-deactivated20231]

blog like no one's following you

[xalatath]

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

[kushblazer666]

[sweet-sugar-maize]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

underwater caves are rated for diving according to how many loving spouses and kids the cave diver has waiting for them at home. they won't even let you go in some of the more dangerous ones unless you're twice married with an excellent relationship with your ex and multiple young dependent kids from both marriages

[gayhockeyshow]

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

THE HELL YOU WILL!!!!!!!!

[trash-fuckyou]

Audience note from test screening of VIDEODROME, 1983

[palebluepixel]

This person hated videodrome so much they forgot their gender

[hemipenal-system]

hey if you’re a frequent flyer in my notifications i probably recognize and appreciate you. btw

[hometoursandotherstuff]

How I found out that my cockatiel was a girl.

[f4nd0m-h0pp3r]

reblog to bite your mutuals /affectionate

[bunkey]

notice how everyone is horny today

[bunkey]

[minart-was-taken]

My friends keep making me wanna store their art in my cheek pouch and skitter away

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[striderofthen0rth]

I hate this place

[ozth]

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

[ozth]

I woke up in the morning and everything was different

[oneheadtoanother]

Upon hearing this, the student became enlightened.

[monsterfucker69420]

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person