[the99gifs]

[hypedogs]

[dogs-are-awesome]

Valued gifts for our furry friends - click here

[puppiestotherescue]

[sejient]

this is the most unsettling episode of cutthroat kitchen i have ever seen

[thunder]

[cheyennecheyenne]

women are socialized to be so accommodating of others and you don’t even realize it until you’re already in the middle of some elaborate favor for someone and you’re wondering what the fuck you’re even doing

[nowhites]

honest relationships and mutual respect and trust do exist. I know they love to tell you they’re just concepts on here but they really do exist. stop listening to angry singles online about relationships. you wouldnt listen to somebody sleeping in a tent telling you how to own a house like? come on

[imst1llhere-deactivated20221124]

So how long after this post did y'all break up?

[nowhites]

we’re still together and have been for almost 3 years and we just moved in together you tried it you hatin ass bitch

[nowhites]

update: we celebrated 4 years this year 😛😛😂 eat shit @nbdcharleigh

[nowhites]

today (3/14/18) is our five year anniversary @nbdcharleigh and i just wanted to personally remind you again to eat shit and have a blessed evening

[browngal]

[slimetony]

Can’t remember what my personality is supposed to be like I wish I had written it down

[wintergirlsforever]

Me: I just got stabbed I'm bleeding everywhere call an ambulance

Guy: Awh :( that sucks! I wish I could be there to cuddle with you

[mitten]

[traversus]

Wake up and open your curtains. Your windows too.

Drink some tea or coffee, whatever pleases you. Notice every sip.

Have some fresh fruit and finish breakfast feeling full.

Stand outside and feel the air. Cool or warm, it will make you feel real.

Get some exercise. Yoga to soothe, running to breathe, lifting for strength.

Take care of your body. Have a nice shower and pamper as much as you want afterward. 

If you’re going to work, remember you have the chance to make anyone’s day or to ruin it. Act accordingly. 

Weed out the bad language. It’s only creating tension in your body and mind. Kind words are infinitely more appreciated.

Take some time each day to improve your mind. Keep reading that great book. Listen to an incredible piece of music. Practice an instrument or a skill. The progress is its own reward.

Pictures will help you remember how wonderful life is. But spend less time on your phone and more time seeing the world face to face. 

Go to sleep knowing that you have done well. Tomorrow is there with room to become even better.

-Notes to myself on how to become a better person this summer.

[tattoosfade]

I’m working earlier and this guy comes in and seems anxious. We usually wait until people need help to ask, but he comes over and tells me, “I’m cosplaying Bowser and need spiked wristbands.” I immediately start heading towards the jewelry / accessories and try to strike up some friendly conversation

 I respond, “Ah, cool. You doing NonCon at all?” remembering that our local convention is this coming weekend.

He looks at me super seriously and replies, “no, my friends and I are going go-karting downstairs and we’re all dressed up as Mario Kart characters.”

Retail, although very rarely, has its perks.

[tattoosfade]

Jic case you thought I was lying

[untowardness]

Sometimes, the world is so full of beauty…

[taywhytetrash-deactivated201706]

Hit me with your best

car

[jiaraisinthegoodplace]

Honestly, watching Brooklyn 99 comes with this weird and unexpected crush on Andy Samberg… like never would have thought but y'all know what I’m talking about

[tyork]

My role models being the cutest people in existence.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The generation that warned children about video games is the same generation that falls for Pay-2-Win games.