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God Refuses To Punish Me 27 He/They

[goodgirl-inc]

[goodgirl-inc]

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

[zeitghost]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

[hunybody]

u guys omfg can we try feminism again. can we breathe life back into feminism's wounded and perishing body like OMFG she's dying...

[deathcap420]

Ohhh wait...I'm cute!!! :OOOO!!!! *aims my pistol at your head*

[planefood]

Sign I saw in the city

[lettheladylead]

can you draw something for me to masturbate to

sure

good luck!

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[dragongirl-weed]

transcription by @jub3r7

"This is getting ridiculous now. Where did you find this contraption? How did you build it? You're not really rolling them straight :/ I'm not sure I like this at all, I don't like the noise. See what's the point! That didn't break with the contraption, so it doesn't coun- I liked that one. That one was neat and clean. It was a clean break. Don't like the noise - she was with chil- you're BEATING the child! It's just sick. It's twisted - HE was with child. Okay. Something about this is... where are these children coming from? Seems unnecessary that they're all pregnant. Just straight beating that Pepsi and their plastic. I don't like this - it's SADISTIC. This is sadistic. I don't - they're SPRITZING me!" *from other video, a man's voice, vaguely sounding like a moan: oooooooooh. oohhhh* lady: "I'm sorry. What was that?" *last bottle falls* (with disappointment) "No."

[dogpuppy]

[teathattast]

[bunjywunjy]

[chosoette-deactivated20260126]

Your Beloved Mutual be like Hey guys I have nothing original to say again but here’s 500 reblogs about the gay cartoons

[crazysodomite]

how it feels to dm someone

[goodgirl-inc]

[sophiesalacia]

[mangonetics]

I know the invitation said "nobody can come" but I'm actually very hurt that none of you showed up for my edging party. I thought the word play was obvious.

[jncos]

vengaboys haiku

We like to party.

We like, we like to party.

We like to party.

[heavensenthousepet]

when the subtitles have slight inaccuracies like synonyms and asynchronous abbreviations/lengthenings to what's actually being said

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person