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Roman - he/they - 18 - sideblogs: @trans-fjord (TTRPGs); @trans-riker (Star Trek)

[meladoodle]

Hey welcome to my blog

lower your expectations immediately

[lesbianparamores-deactivated202]

does anyone have that picture of the mlm couple kissing with a wlw couple kissing on their shoulders I can’t find it

[lesbianparamores-deactivated202]

never mind I found it and it’s still adorable

[lesbianparamores-deactivated202]

if anyone else wants to see this

[trattenbach]

Happy Battle Against Richard Nixon's Immortal Soul Saturday

[bisexualbaker]

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

[bisexualbaker]

If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.

[deadmegumi]

Demon dean and regular dean really disgust each other like damn bitch you live like THAT? but for completely different reasons

[deadmegumi]

dean: your disgusting ass was just out here fighting and fucking your way through through midwest dragging my okayish name through the MUD

demon dean: yes and? You're closeted

[asstroyess]

“when humans want something really, really bad, they lie” is still a crazy line from dean AS he’s adjusting cas’ tie

[frankenmouse]

It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.

This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.

“How did you know this was the right trail?” I read the sign.

“Wow, how did you know what that flower is?” There’s a SIGN.

“How did you know we needed to use the side door?” THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.

Just…why are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. There’s nothing wrong with their vision.

Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.

This also applies to:

Syllabi

Instructions

[vintagewildlife]

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, and species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

hey girl. you can call me taylor farms lettuce. cause i'm trying to blow that ass out from coast to coast

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

hey girl. you can call me taylor farms lettuce. cause i wanna make you squirt in all 50 states

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

hey girl. you can call me taylor farms lettuce. because literally everybody has heard by now that i'm not allowed back at taco bell

[meirimerens]

conversation i just had

[meirimerens]

conversations I’ve had 2. microdosing on unemployment by clocking in at the Another Billion Hours Spent Looking Random Shit Up factory

[bananonbinary]

also worth noting that "abusive" doesn't actually mean "irredeemable" either.

there's a lot of people that have done things in the past that were bad, because they weren't taught any better, or they were in an overall toxic situation where EVERYONE was shitty (like a cult), or they were just at an especially low point and hurt others for it.

you don't have to forgive them. you don't have to ever speak to them again. you can be angry with them until you die if you want.

but society cannot function if we don't allow them to move on. to change their behavior and fuck off somewhere else and build meaningful relationships without bothering you again. we need a path for people to change, or nothing ever will.

[tobeahappyditto]

[saiyanqueenreads]

FACTS THAT NEED TO BE POUNDED INTO EVERYONE'S HEADS!!

[fairycosmos]

your aversion to anything earnest or sincere has affected us in the following ways 1. youre annoyinggggggg

[feamir]

[chapeldean]

cancel me if this is morbid or whatever but it’s kinda fun to toy with the idea of cas like. actually killing dean during sex. maybe he’s choking him and getting carried away and then dean dies. and cas revives him of course and it freaks him out but dean is like easily top 5 ways i’ve died, you’re welcome to do it again i don’t really care

[chapeldean]

this came to me initially in a vision of castiel cuddling dean so hard he crushed bones

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[akeussel]

[galaxycepheus]

If your system doesn't account for the fact that Parents Are Going To Be Abusive/Neglectful/Insufficient then it objectively sucks I'm sorry I don't make the rules

[galaxycepheus]

Monitored bank accounts for those under 18. Requiring parental consent for medical procedures. Parental controls on personal devices. "We won't teach this at school because parents are supposed to address it at home." Anything that puts all of the child's power onto the parents' hand, anything that assumes parents are going to inherently do enough of a good job no one else needs to interfer, every single one of these IS going to be used by controlling, neglectful or unprepared parents and already are, and if the system did not account for that very real, tangible, dangerous tendency, then it's not worth fucking anything. You shouldn't make things "for the youth"/with children in mind if you are going to overlook this painfully common aspect of their lives u_u

[hotvampireadjacent]

The Panera bread wanter