I Never Know What To Put On These

21 y/o genderless biped. Want anymore and you’ll have to waterboard me.

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Never show someone else something you think is funny, because when they don’t like it, they kill you with knives immediately and you die forever

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Just watched the finale of TADC and ohh!

I want to shout it to the world my excitement from atop someplace very high!

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Dante listens to mommy ASMR. Like, having a real partner is too much for him, and he would just end up pushing her away because he’s too afraid to let someone in or hurt them. But ASMR? That’s not real, so it’s ok to take comfort in, without having to worry about the consequences of letting the walls down for a moment.

[corpse-toy]

thinking about a captor who holds conversations with you by using a soundboard. like you're gagged and they have a bank of voice clips they forced you to record and they look at you and smile while they press the button for the response they want. they ask if you're okay with what they have planned for dinner and press the "yes" button themselves. they ask if you were good while they were away and press the "no" button themselves. they say they love you and kiss you through the gag as they press the "i love you, too" button themselves. not only do you have no voice but the voice you used to have has been reforged into yet another tool to hurt and control you

[corpse-toy]

they give you the soundboard so you can ostensibly respond however you'd like but every audio clip has been replaced with the one where you're tearfully and spitefully saying "i love you"

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Rip data you would have loved Columbo

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There… it’s finally done

781 monsters and nearly 5 hours total spent on this one map.

Muumi if i ever get my hands on you- pain

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Cygames i think someone spit in your game’s rng code plz fix

[fagstaynight]

Getting too addicted to using my chain lightning orb. I’m not even using it on goblins anymore i’m like out with friends and i start zapping people with chain lightning in olive garden. Sometimes there isn’t even a big crowd it’s just like one or two enemies. It just feels so good to use. I need to pace myself. Go back to the classics. Just magic missiles and fireballs for a bit. I don’t like who i’m becoming

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I hate When that random bit of creativity hits and writer’s block is removed, only for me to sit down at my computer, doc open and then have no idea what to do.

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And so begins my contractually obligated tumblr postng. Run