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[wardencommanderrodimiss]

I made Flare & Lizzie's pizza and against my every expectation it tasted like nothing

It's sectioned into thirds because I considered different interpretations of what Flare could mean:

Tomato sauce and mozzarella cheese base, plus all of the ingredients Flare listed

The mentioned ingredients are the only things on the crust

Tomato sauce base, plus all listed ingredients

I expected to be able to describe a different experience eating from each third, but other than the occasional hint of tomato sauce, I couldn't. I don't know how to tell you what this pizza was like. All of the flavors came together into nothing, somehow, except for whenever I got a bite of a huge glob of chocolate, making it taste like melted chocolate with a hint of nebulous something, which was not good. It was a goopy mess and far too sticky and heavy. I hated the texture. I kept taking huge bites with all the toppings, hoping to be able to say that it tastes good, or tastes horrible, or tastes. But it doesn't. It's nothing but weird melted chocolate and crust.

Flare was wrong. It's not a taste that lingers. Something lingered, but it wasn't really a taste. More of a sensation of the texture. Some nebulous kind of wrongness hanging in my mouth. This is not the answer I expected to find when I set out to taste Lizzie's terrible pizza.

2/10 experience, I can't sum it up in any way that makes sense, don't put chocolate on your pizza.

I'm not sure this isn't how the Techrot started.

[loidfloof]

amir has been enlightened to the joy of sprodling

[wirelessreflexes]

So, you know the music that plays down in La Cathedrale and within Descendia? Cool Latin lyrics that never got an official release to my knowledge? "The Cardinal Calls" and "Roses from the Abyss", to use the songs' proper names. I've had them on my mind as of late for unaccountably non-Warframe related reasons and tried my hand at transcribing them. Turns out, it is very difficult to transcribe a language you do not speak. My attempts were coming up with the occasional cogent word or phrase, but could not string together a narrative. My desperation put me in a rather dark place and led me down a path seldom travelled: I asked Matthew Chalmers, the composer of the tracks, on Twitter directly.

To my surprise and immense gratitude, he responded!

I might have been wrong in some of my assumptions regarding applicability to certain non-Orokin individuals, but if you've been as keen on Warframe's music as I have, there you have it!

[3liza]

[lamignonette]

"there are stars everywhere for those with low iron to see"

[byjove]

I love the idea of King Arthur having incredibly advanced and anachronistic knowledge of certain things and average dark ages knowledge about others. Because he was educated by Merlin. Camelot has incredibly good sanitation and disease prevention measures but King Arthur also thinks the sun revolves around the earth because that’s what Aristotle said and Merlin didn’t think it was worth unpacking.

[prokopetz]

You're a really annoying soulslike monster. How do you lurk?

I perch like a gargoyle on some high vantage, glowering down at the world

I submerge myself in noisome muck with only my eyes poking above the surface

I wait behind a trap door or breakable wall, then burst out like BLAAARG

I look exactly like a pile of trash, debris, and/or bones until I stand up

I dwell in a deep and narrow hole and bite you when you try to look inside

I snipe you at range from a direction you wouldn't intuitively think to look

I come flying in from outside the camera's draw distance at Mach Fuck

I resemble some harmless environmental feature, forcing you to smash them all

I go invisible under certain conditions; can't go wrong with the classics!

I don't "lurk", as such, I just have a really bullshit spawn trigger

Other (specify)

Cheese sandwich

Voting ended onAug 8

[depsidase]

[dear-ao3]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[tazahan]

Tennocon 2026

[bloodiedtongues]

Me: mid WIP of Fantasy Arthur Nightingale for my fantasy AU story and etc-

Digital FUCKING EXTREMES:

Getting long haired Arthur has made my heart whole i hfhdfiusdfhhfhnsnsngsd. I'm SO normal about this guy.

[cy-lindric]

My Pathfinder snakegirl thaumaturge Tarasca

[cosmicpoppies]

this is how stormblood starts right

[earhartsease]

so our friend who goes by Irregular Joe in robot wars circles has crafted The Luggage, who is "a 13.6kg sportsman featherweight"

just look at it go!!!!

sound on, by the gods

[luigidas]

I forgot to post the sculpture of ballas that I made last year here it is

[themeatlad]

Sir Grendel and his noble steed Gauss! Art for the contest