[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[segamascott]

[toxicmp3]

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

[toxicmp3]

men with abs aren’t capable of love

[beemovieerotica]

[catkola]

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[segamascott]

[welcometothehole]

me when im reading a good book, and it’s a good book, and i love a good book

[louisegluckpdf]

the first time i heard the phrase “i need that like a hole in the head” it didn’t even occur to me that many people don’t live with passive suicidal ideation at all times so i just assumed it was a way of saying that you really really needed something and i have continued to use it that way ever since

[everythingfox]

Bilingual

[sayhelloanimalfriends]

no music 🐔

[wolfentwined]

this is who youre asking to work 40hrs per week btw

[lillytheaspie]

@wirtspine

[utatane-piko-official]

Sits on your dash

[lillytheaspie]

@wirtspine

[swarnpert]

trust me 3D printers are an absolutely miraculous invention but at the same time they are an absolute bane for any kind of craft fair or festival. i don't think we need any more poorly sanded 3D fidget wiggler toys. make something else i swear to god

[segamascott]

[bedupolker]

Opposable thumbs are handy

[ozempicofficial]

[segamascott]