actual trash

[gerardwaysbob]

Euripides, from “Orestes” (trans. Anne Carson) x Are Dan and Phil in a Relationship?

[yaoiblackmold]

I love Star Trek with all my heart, but good god, whenever I see them do "Science" it makes me laugh so hard because PPE and Safety Protocols are literally nonexistent

Not to mention WHERE is the fume hood......

And not a single Electronic balance to be seen

[phovaries]

how do i be normal after this?????

[memewhore]

[rslashrats]

why is everyone talking about this website dying again for tje 15th time

[rslashrats]

they;re selling us to one direction??

[i-am-a-fish]

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

[infectiouspiss]

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

[crumbwinner]

there is something sooo embarrassing about everything i have done and will do

[kosmogrl]

[in-perfect-health]

weird and off-putting but endearingly so

[pawbeanies]

hey. hey. cmere. closer i have a secret to tell you. okay are you leaning in. mmmmmwah ! ok thats it

[aintmyjewelry]

kendrick lamar is proof that being a hater will get you far in life! never stop holding grudges! never back down!!

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

at work straight up "slackin it" and by "it", hahah, well, lets justr say. I am not doing my job.

[omtai]

hi my name is dichotomy my pronouns are either/or

[charl0ttan]

wearing shades while playing chess so my opponent cant see me secretly looking at their pieces

[cricketandmouse]

the orb continues to perplex mouse

[silky-selkie]

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[slushyseals]

Can I... a starving orphan... who is homeless... alone and unloved... perhaps trouble you for one small fish from that bucket? Please? -pathetic cough and helpless look-