[assiraphales]

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

[bark-barkley]

no i actually cant fit doing this thing that takes 5 minutes into my schedule sorry :/ i only have the entire day free i just cant

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[ozempicofficial]

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

have I mentioned on here before that as a child I thought that "dyke" meant "badass" because I was trying to use context clues based on who I heard my parents friends call dykes

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

the way I learned that it was actually a word people use for lesbians, and many people find it offensive, was when my teacher was wearing a leather jacket that I thought looked really cool, and you'll never guess what I said.

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[animentality]

[ryebreadgf]

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[lucydacusgirl]

What am I gonna do with my one wild and precious life omg it can’t be phone in bed forever

[cast-in-the-fire-deactivated202]

[s-ol4psismmmmmmmm]

mhhmmm yea

[stuckinapril]

kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

[jarring]

[iamhavingsomuchfun]