Simp for Mr. Infodump

Shar, she/her. 99.9% reblogs but sometimes I write fic and give life updates in between. Current Love is Fairy Tail but there's a mishmash of all my other fandoms in here too. Feel free to say hi i love making friends! Header commissioned from turbovickii, icon commissioned from lilypad_arts!!!

[wisherbysharlight]

Masterpost

Sanders Sides Fic!

Obliviousness Series(Independent Oneshots Where the Bois Are Lowkey Disaster Gays):

Look Into Your Eyes, and the Sky’s the Limit (Royality, roommates au, 1.2k words)

I Wanna Get It, I Didn’t Get It, Til Now (Analogical, college library au, 4k words)

Tumblr Prompts:

Had A Bad Day (Moxiety, established relationship, 715 words)

I Won’t Say Verse(Can be read standalone or as a whole verse):

Give Up, Give In, Check the Grin You’re In Love (LAMP get-together, Roommates AU, 5.2k words)

Can’t Deny It, Who You Are Is What You’re Feeling (Janus-Centric, LAMP, Demus, Theater AU, 5.6k words)

Love and Other Fairytales Universe Fics:

Decisions(Remile, platonic patsleep, background LAMP, pure fluff, 1k words)

Beach AU:

Tropey Beach AU (LAMP, Remile, Dukeceit, 2k words, bullet fic)

Creativitwins Angst and Epilogue (Platonic Creativitwins, LAMP, Remile, Dukeceit, 1.5k words, bullet fic)

Canonverse One Shots:

Adrenaline Rush of Admitting a Crush (Prinxiety, 1.6k words, post-FWSA Fluff)

AU One Shots:

My God if I could only say, I’m holding every breath for you (Intruanamoceit, 3k words, childhood friends au with mutual pining and Fluff)

[prokopetz]

Question 7: Assuming that the Roman Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation is correct, estimate how tall Christ our Lord must have been in order for His body to furnish all properly consecrated Communion wafers consumed to date. Justify your assumptions.

[quantum-mechan1c]

Great work everyone

[prokopetz]

[quantum-mechan1c]

Loving the crowdsourced sacrilege on display here

[the-defiant-fluffball]

I asked maths boy for his input

[prokopetz]

#ok but are we assuming average human density here or can we have a black hole jesus #will there be a noticeable gravitational effect from standing too close to our lord and savior #can i - and this is critical - can i be spaghettified by jesus (via @dreadful-puns-and-finger-guns)

[thebestworstidea]

maybe like Henrietta Lacks? First thing I thought of. Regenerating cells and all that?

[heyhoneyfox]

"I'm lying to you but this sentence is technically the truth without context" is such a good trope. Like yes the way that I am spinning these words forms a lie but if you squint I'm actually not lying.

[tim-official]

that poll going around of the guy who thought "people only eat tofu as a bit because they're deranged vegans" or whatever really crystalizes something that i have never been able to precisely say - which is "a nonzero fraction of people who start picky-eater discourse just happen to precisely hate those foods which are not from north america and refuse to introspect on this whatsoever"

[tim-official]

In contrast some people say "there aren't any picky eaters in Asia 🙄" but this is laughably untrue. I have a cousin in India who refused until his 20s to eat anything in a sauce. as you can imagine in India this was difficult. he basically had to pick things out of curry and wipe them dry

[bobcat-pie]

[hollowedskin]

[ex-riddlecats]

does anybody else have a discord server thats only yourself and nobody else exclusively used to send images from your mobile phone to your tablet or computer

[liberalsarecool]

Republican regressive reactions are malware for a society. Peak MAGA weakness is cratering.

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[asynca]

if you are a person who comments your reactions on every single chapter of a multi-chapter fic, please know the author FUCKING CHERISHES YOU

[asynca]

yes, and I tick them off in my head one by one and look forward to all their reads and takes!!!

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[tsulasgi]

More pieces from the Vinita Cultural Center from last year's basketry exhibit

[tsulasgi]

#the museum i worked at had a collection of these baskets!!!#they are like #idk its hard to describe them #they dont look quite like regular baskets they look like so beautiful #anyways check out the Mountain Heritage Center's exhibit on cherokee/rivercane baskets to learn more

Yes, for some reason I don't think they had any Rivercane baskets at this exhibit, the Vinita cultural center is a bit small so maybe that had to do with it? But traditionally Rivercane baskets look like this:

(credit to Lizzie "Nannie" Youngblood and Rowana Bradley, artist unknown for the Chief's Heart shoppers basket)

The basket pictured in the post is likely commercial round reed (with some flat reed), the commercial form of the materials we would use such as Honeysuckle, Buckbrush, or Trumpet Vine. Many Western Cherokee picked up round reed basketry due to lack of supply of Rivercane after the forced removal to Oklahoma.

[tsulasgi]

I'm not exactly sure what you're referring to in regards to this post but I am a tribal member who is posting this and these were taken at our own museum within our own territory in Oklahoma. This information provided is provided by our knowledge keepers and elders.

I am one of these people you talk about being alive, sharing my culture 🙂

[lanthir]

I strongly dislike how "some museums have unethical practices, and repatriation of stolen goods should be a high priority when applicable" has morphed into "all museums are evil, and museums are an unethical and untrustworthy source of information by nature."

[positivelyqueer]

If you're someone who struggles with interoception (knowing/understanding what your body is feeling):

if there's a task, especially a recurring one, that you find difficult to do and that you keep avoiding, check whether you're in pain or physical discomfort.

For a long time I would avoid doing tasks like showering because they nebulously made me feel 'bad' or i just instinctively felt like avoiding them. It wasn't until I got a shower chair that I realised standing to shower was causing me pain. My bodymind knew that on some level but didn't tell the conscious me.

Similarly with sensory aversions (things you don't like). Before I got kitchen gloves, I did the dishes but it took me a long time and I never wanted to. Afterward, it got a lot easier to motivate myself.

"But how can you not know you're in pain/uncomfortabke?" Extremely easily if your brain is wired a specific way or if you were taught, intentionally or not, to downplay your own experiences or distance yourself from your body.

There's no shame in struggling with these things. hope y'all are having nice days and you're able to do something today that makes it a little easier.

[spirit-of-science]

If brushing your teeth hurts you can try toothpaste without SLS (and/or an unflavored one!) You can also brush more gently (Many people brush too hard, brushing your teeth should not be permanently bending the bristles)

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[athanza]

From Veronica Tucker via Pinterest

[mortalityplays]

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

[0xeyedaisy]

Put my tumblr Anon mii into a very well designed hospital room