Don't Take It Too Seriously

25, just fucking around. Formerly @be-assertive

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[troil-and-trouble]

do you think frotting until we cum all over each other would help

[bruzum]

[gaystation-4]

[bruzum]

if nothing else we can thank heated rivalry for wrongfully applying a homogaze particle accelerator to everything

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[louisegluckpdf]

basically what were gonna do is blog

[pleasantbread286]

Okay I think I'm done for now. It only took me 9 days this time, I might delete it at some point cuz if my siblings find out that I did this instead of doing all the sprite I was supposed to do, I'm gonna get killed

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[mrsterlingeverything]

Yeah im a faggot

[theprofessional-amateur]

This sketch is incredible. Perfect moment to capture. 10/10 for the artist.

Link to post

Luigi Mangione's hearing delayed a day after DA failed to tell jail he's needed in court

A hearing in Luigi Mangione’s state murder case in the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was postponed until Wednesday after pr

[ambrosial-sunshine]

[ceruleanfuckup]

Let's hear it for gay sex

[oceanic4life]

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

[toboldlynerd]

[goth-queen]

[vevoblog]

let’s just watch movies in just our underwear and kiss a lot

[feldfrog]

Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes, in my stomach. I swallowed some dice