Witch Bitch 667

Ghouling and Baiting

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[lizardsister]

broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

[lizardsister]

where's my useless apprentice i TOLD him it was going to be the duty of the next generation to not repeat the mistakes of those before them and to make this world bet- oh my apprentice goes by her now? you're telling me she's right in front of me! my dear i'm so sorry i didn't know. you look so much more happier and more confident than the bumbling, shy apprentice i once knew. im so proud of you. were you the one who tampered with my fucking runes

[pileofknives]

Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"

[evilwizard]

I’M RIGHT BEHIND YOU

[cowboybarbaryn]

Thank you Evil Wizard, it’s good to know someone has our backs

[evilwizard]

IN A SCARY WAY

[slimeful]

every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes

[ring2002]

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy

[you-are-another-me]

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Im unveiling a new unique condition of my own soon

[indomie-fried-noodle]

[you-are-another-me]

[achillesinhighheels]

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already

[vedurnan-archive]

[you-are-another-me]

[dogpuppy]

[hauntedhunted]

tarot reader: draws the tower me: thats bad isnt it tarot reader: draws the tower again me: uh oh tarot reader: draws boeing 767

[synnthamonsugar]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the thing about dodgeball is that if you can't dodge the ball then the only other option is to catch it. them's the rules of the game

my point being: when apollo's dodgeball starts flying towards you at unavoidable speed, remember to reach out with both hands and GRAB FATE BY THE BALLS

[frenchwitchdiary]

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