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i love this url and this theme, but realistically it doesn’t make sense for me to hold onto sonya as a separate blog. you can find sonya over at @noxloved !
txt; That’s actually very serious…I really do think of you whenever I see pizza. ( rooksummoned / est )
[text] ...
[text] Okay, I’ll bite. Why do you think of me when you see pizza? Do I even want to know?
txt; when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn’t expect them to be about coyotes and burning shoes. ( rooksummoned / jesse )
[text] Those shoes were an eyesore. They deserved to be set on fire, and you know it.
[text] Not sure what’s going on with all the coyotes, though….and here I thought I had an eventful night.
txt; Was I at least graceful when I fell down that flight of stairs and broke my hand? (Kamui)
[text] Sure, as much as anyone can be graceful while falling down a flight of stairs. In other words, no.
[text] But I’m sure there’s someone out there who managed a worse fall than you.
TFLN meme.
txt; I’m not closing myself off to the possibility of making a bad life choice. txt; Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex. txt; You didn’t thow up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug. txt; Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?! txt; Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said “It’s game time”. He was into it. txt; He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm and play Candy Crush at the same time? txt; A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up. txt; I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I’m not fucking. txt; If I stopped drinking I’d have to take up murdering. txt; To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth. txt; Went up to some dude that hit on my friend, and told him he has a voice like my grandma. Apparently didn’t have muscles or kindness like my grandma, so can you pick me up at the ER please? txt; Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords? txt; Okay first of all, that is a sick-ass nickname, please call me that forever. Second, I need your help. txt; Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face, then went home and ate a frozen pizza. txt; We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare. txt; He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later he tried to make out with me. txt; I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I’m not getting laid. txt; GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET txt; I lost my voice. So I”m going to pretend I’m Ariel with legs today. txt; No, he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull. txt; NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW. txt; Holy shit, last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me. txt; Is it too far to say to someone “You’re useless for everything besides sex”? txt; How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like…How? txt; Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka? txt; Can you repeat that, but with context? txt; How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I’m trying to watch Downtown Abbey. txt; I agree with that homeless guy though. You do need a haircut. txt; I just licked wine off my own thigh. I’ve hit a new low. txt; Well, he was my lawyer, and now we get drunk and hook up. txt; She forgot a bra, so she just used saran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked. txt; Be happy for me…Or horny…Or be a really good friend, and feel what I really want you to feel. Jealousy. txt; Going on FB and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying. txt; If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all. txt; Hey, can you explain why there’s a dissected coconut in my purse???? txt; Yeah, I’m just gonna keep fucking other guys ‘til this idiot figures out he loves me. txt; P.S., he swallowed my earring last night, so yeah. txt; Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I’m just a bitch and some people find it endearing. txt; That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very, very terrified of you. txt; I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN. txt; Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they’ll die if they don’t send unsolicited dick pics txt; I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder, and it actually hurts. txt; You were more fun when you didn’t have morals. txt; Tell me again why we had to facebook stalk your therapist? txt; I just wanted a booty call and now somehow I’m at his parents’ playing dominoes. But they have tequila, so it’s cool. txt; That’s actually very serious…I really do think of you whenever I see pizza. txt; when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn’t expect them to be about coyotes and burning shoes. txt; Everclear isn’t food, damnit. txt; Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn’t worth it. txt; Do you want to talk about dinosaurs? txt; I should stop using “Braveheart would do it” as a basis for decision making… txt; He’s my ex’s boss. I’m not above sleeping with him for that fact alone. txt; I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex, and kicked him out, and it’s only 1 p.m. Successful day so far. txt; He is getting no nudes from me. I don’t even care if I’m losing his legal advice. txt; I’m not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I’m in. txt; Was I at least graceful when I fell down that flight of stairs and broke my hand? txt; My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything…and drinking… txt; …Okay, fine. But I don’t want to be a better person tonight. I’ll be a better person tomorrow. txt; Just once I’d like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on. txt; I tried to help you up, but you said “let me dance it off”. txt; Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I’m over here deep throating a bottle of whiskey.
howdy lads, you miss me? no? okay– anyways, simonsleys bringing you another ( yes another ) blog! ( just when will he stop? who knows! ) this time its DEEN from FIRE EMBLEM ECHOES: SHADOWS OF VALENTIA! mind giving this post a little ♥ or reblog for me?
five word prompts
[inspired by this]
“actually… i just miss you.”
“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
“and slowly… i was forgotten.”
“and then everything just disappears.”
“and where do i go?”
“anyone could tell from here.”
“are you finishing that or…?”
“are you stupid or stupid?”
“anything, just call me, okay?”
“bitch better have my money.”
“bro… that’s so… not cool…”
“but did you do it?”
“call me now. it’s urgent.”
"can’t you listen to me?”
“cross that. don’t answer that.”
“don’t even think about it.”
“don’t you dare walk away.”
“do it. i dare you.”
“did you think i forgot?”
“eventually… you just move on.”
“even if you still do.”
“everything will fall into place.”
“fight me, you attractive stranger.”
“for once, i need you.”
“for once… i was right.”
“for once… i was wrong.”
“forget i even asked you.”
“forget it. you fucking suck.”
“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
“fuck off. i mean it.”
“give and take. that’s life.”
“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
“have you lost your mind?”
“hello? it’s me. i was-”
“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
“here’s a glass of whatever.”
“how about a hug, hm?”
“how about you make me?”
“i haven’t forgot you yet.”
“i can’t be around you.”
“i don’t need you, really.”
“i don’t need this now.”
“is this your first time?”
“it’s just a cut, really.”
“it wasn’t me, i swear!”
“i said i love you.”
“just don’t fuck it up.”
"just… come back alive, okay?”
“just make sure you’ve eaten.”
“kick his ass for me.”
“killed him? wait, what, literally?”
“life really sucks. feel better.”
“letting go hurts… a lot.”
“let me live, will you?”
“no, i don’t need you.”
“nothing can hurt me now.”
“nothing matters anymore to me.”
“okay it was me… so?”
“people lie all the time.”
“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
“please, you can’t die now.”
“please don’t leave me alone.”
“quiet. they can hear us.”
“quick! give me your phone!”
“quicker, you freaking piece of-”
“quit it or i’ll bite.”
“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
"really? do i look stupid?”
“real smooth, tripping over air.”
“rise and shine, sweet thing.”
“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
“seriously? give me a break.”
“so… what are we now?”
“so… did you miss me?”
“so… can we go eat?”
“so… when’s the next flight?”
“so… how did everything go?”
“sometimes, i wish you died.”
“so what? you did it.”
“time passes slower without you.”
“then what do you suggest?”
“the fuck? who are you?”
“then you tell me why.”
“this is not working out.”
“this isn’t what i wanted.”
“this is all a fucking disaster.”
“when did it all happen?”
“who knew you’d be here?”
“why do i even bother?”
“why do i love you?”
“why didn’t you tell me?”
“you’re just… so, so stupid.”
“you can’t be here now.”
“you look like an accident.”
“you really need to go.”
“you know who to call.”
"zero fucks given. next please.”
maybe we can be bitter together
twilight princess || starters
more under read more . feel most free to change pronouns , etc .
❝ coward ! don’t EVER show your face here again ! ❞ ❝ tell me … do you ever feel a strange sadness as dusk falls ? ❞ ❝ not just for me , but for all of our people … lend me your power . ❞ ❝ please … please tell me … ❞ ❝ i believe i understand now just who and what you are . ❞ ❝ i … see you later .. ❞ ❝ your heart and mine were / are as one . ❞ ❝ do you now understand what i am ? ❞ ❝ it is time for you to choose : surrender or die . ❞ ❝ light and shadow are two sides of the same coin . one can’t exist without the other . ❞ ❝ now , don’t resent me for all i’ve put you through . ❞ ❝ a carefree youth , a life of luxury . how does that teach duty ? ❞ ❝ honey , that is what i call RUDE ! ❞ ❝ if there is anything you desire , then i shall desire it , too . ❞ ❝ why do you defy your king ? ❞ ❝ there’s nothing that looks good on me in this town .. ❞ ❝ no wonder some call you “hero” . ❞ ❝ i thought i could use you , ___ . ❞ ❝ you still live … how astonishing . ❞ ❝ hurry up and return to your true self . ❞ ❝ whenever i thought i couldn’t go on , i would think of you and hold on . ❞ ❝ and what happened ? she was already gone , and there were TWO monsters waiting ! …you connecting the dots ? that means that if we get attacked by them , then we’ll be … ❞ ❝ you poor thing … ❞ ❝ when we were young , you and i … you were always there … you were always beside me . ❞ ❝ light and shadow can’t mix , as we all know . ❞ ❝ this is truly a bittersweet reunion … truly ! for i fear this is the last time i will see you alive ! ❞ ❝ um … you’re not gonna mention this to anyone , are you ? ❞ ❝ yo ! don’t waste food ! ❞ ❝ you can look at stuff , but don’t you DARE just take things . ❞ ❝ you’ll have to be my servant … and like a servant , you’ll have to do exactly as i say ! ❞ ❝ get off your high horse . ❞ ❝ if you wanna get past here , you’d better start talking , fast . ❞ ❝ i understand what ____ meant when he told me i needed to be stronger , like you , ____ … he wasn’t talking about strength , like lifting stuff . he was talking about being brave . ❞ ❝ i’’m sorry , but would you leave me be ? ❞ ❝ you’ve gotta teach me how to use a sword , too ! ❞ ❝ WHOA ! it … it’s a MONSTER ! EVERYBODY RUN !!! ❞ ❝ shadow has been moved by light , it seems . ❞ ❝ do not think this ends here … ❞ ❝ a sword wields no strength unless the hand that holds it has courage .❞ ❝ i don’t think i could be more miserable . ❞ ❝ but … are you really sure you should be going back ? ❞ ❝ an impressive-looking blade … but nothing more . ❞
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❝ We must keep moving ❞ (Celica)
“Indeed…the Faithful aren’t the type to sit back–not when there’s something they want. And we certainly can’t afford to face them again so soon.”
@potentialforce ( cont. )
Between the deliberate squaring of the shoulders and the lift of his chin so he can stare her in the eye, he looks more like a child than the near-adult he's trying to be.
“I suppose you have a fair point.” She knows little of the Zofia that lies beyond Grieth’s reach, and certainly nothing of the little village he hails from. But it was true that the war was taking its toll, and, well, there had been a reason Grieth was able to accumulate so much influence. “I have nothing to lose from joining your merry little band, either. And I certainly won’t claim to be fond of this desert.”
❝ It suits you. ❞
“I thought so too, but I’m still glad to hear it.” Her dress had finally begun to show signs of wear and tear, but she’d put off procuring a new one for the sole fact that Askrian fashion was, well, different from what she was used to. Not that it was necessarily a bad thing, but it did make her slightly less confident than she’d like. “It’s a little different from my usual wear, no?”
rooksummoned:
“Ah ha, I was just teasing with the whole ‘singing’ thing.”
He absolutely was not, but he figured it was best to play it off as a joke considering Sonya’s…less than enthusiastic response.
She seemed hesitant to talk about her own past, and he could respect that. Everyone had their share of painful memories these days.
“Anyway- what do you wanna know? I’m an open book.”
She somewhat doubts that it was all just teasing--he had been far too enthusiastic for that--but she’s not exactly unhappy that he’s deciding to do things her way. On the other hand, maybe she should have let him burst into song--at least that way, she wouldn’t have to scramble for a question now.
“You were captured trying to rescue the girl--Est, I believe?” She remembers when Deen brought him in, looking rather worse for the wear. “Surely you knew of Grieth’s reputation. Just what on earth convinced you to try and rescue her all by yourself? It was a fool’s errand, at best.”
sonya is a decidedly mediocre cook--her food is edible, or even good, but she doesn’t have a particularly wide repertoire that she knows how to make without instruction, so she mostly makes the same few things with minor changes of like toppings and stuff.
► Thor Ragnarok sentence starters!!!
❝ I never thought I’d be back here. ❞ ❝ I thought it would be nicer ❞ ❝ She’s coming for them ❞ ❝ And get yourself killed? ❞ ❝ You look like you’re in need of leadership ❞ ❝ Don’t die ❞ ❝ We must keep moving ❞ ❝ You’re still alive ❞ ❝ I love what you’ve done with the place ❞ ❝ He told you, you were worthy ❞ ❝ Where do you think all of this gold came from? ❞ ❝ Now you really remind me of Dad ❞ ❝ You see? Nobody’s going anywhere ❞ ❝ We’re gonna jump on that spaceship, want to come? ❞ ❝ Did you miss me? ❞ ❝ Valiant effort but you never stood a chance ❞ ❝ I’m not a Queen, or a monster ❞ ❝ What were you the god of again? ❞ ❝ It’s too late ❞ ❝ I’m not as strong as you ❞ ❝ This isn’t over ❞ ❝ You’re late ❞ ❝ I’m not doing ‘Get Help’ ❞ ❝ It’s the only way ❞ ❝ Bold move, even for me ❞ ❝ This is madness ❞ ❝ You can’t defeat me ❞ ❝ I am your reckoning ❞ ❝ The people are safe, that’s all that matters ❞ ❝ Just for once in your life don’t smash! ❞ ❝ If you were here I might even give you a hug ❞ ❝ I’m here ❞ ❝ He’s alive! ❞
HI I MADE MYSELF UPSET
❛ Oh – ! My apologies, I did not mean to pry. I had only hoped to become a – little better well acquainted. After everything. ❜
// @witchspurned. call.
“No, it’s all right. There are just...certain topics I’d rather not touch upon right now. Another one, perhaps? After all, beautiful women such as ourselves ought to stick together, don’t you think? Perhaps our journeys thus far would be a better place to begin.”