yeehaw

oh hozier we're really in it now

[firefox-official]

hey if youre like 13 or under please get off social media and go frolick somewhere i am frightened.and concerned for the youth of tomorrow

[featheredcritter]

the wording of this title is so fun. caught in the act, the whore

[shittymoviedetails]

Send this birthday cake to a friend

[ghoulchurch]

The pandemic has seriously fucked up the socializing skills of little kids they dont even say trick or treat anymore they just give you the kubrick stare until you give them candy

[ghoulchurch]

Me:Hi!! Happy halloween!!!😃

9year old in a bendy and the ink machine costume:

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[dykals]

can’t believe shinji got beat out by a honest to god squid

[finder-plus]

Fastfood workers carry more weight in society than any giant robot.

[mapsontheweb]

Map of regional rug patterns of Iran.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

are you a heavy cummer

It’s like cement

[balaclava-trismegistus]

dont apologize thats beautiful. i love hearing how different people love.

[fuckindiva]

Aeschylus’ The Oresteia: Agamemnon (tr. Richmond Lattimore)

[hypokeimena]

#this line fucking floors me every time #idk the idea that 2500 years ago people were consoling the grieving in the SAME WAY #and the grieving hated it the same way. #because being called brave… what choice does she have but bravery? (via @finelythreadedsky)

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

[sunset-diamond]

What

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

mom sold me again 😞

[veranthia]

i forgot y/n was a fic thing and thought they legit asked for permission

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

honestly “youre our slave now yes/no” is infinitelly funnier than my original intention

[libraford]

OK I'm confident again

[libraford]

Oh no wait

[libraford]

It's ok I got this.

[libraford]

Hold on lemme think

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[seal-of-unknown]

[sluttynurse]

guy who watches looney tunes and gets scared and goes "what the fuck that's so messed up"

[misspiggyforvogueitalia]

[brucebocchi]

[oatscarwilde-deactivated2024022]

Literally not even an exaggeration

[neyruto]

im like a shitty anime dating sim…if i talk to six people i gotta immediately go to bed…if i go grocery shopping its half my hp

[weaver-z]

I love watching documentaries about amusement park accidents because all of the park officials are saying, "Oh, dear god, none of us could have anticipated that the roller coaster car would detach, this is a freak accident, an act of god!" and then the narrator is like "The Dicktwister 9000 was a known safety hazard and rabies vector since its inception. It was designed by disgraced Cirque du Soleil clown John Roosters, who had never seen a math textbook."

[spetura]

HWY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TP START YOUR LETTERS THIS WAY……

[spetura]

[spetura]

good lord

[spetura]

guys we need to get luigi some help