[pwhl-mybeloved]

[mousegirlheart]

[f15hface]

[weird-ecologies]

If this ain't me

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Me, bleeding profusely from a missing leg as I’m being dragged onto the beach: THIS WAS A STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY OCCASION, IF THE SHARK WANTED ME DEAD I WOULD BE DEAD. SHARKS ARE IMPORTANT FOR THEIR ECOSYSTEMS I DO NOT CONDONE ANY ATTEMPTS TO HUNT THIS SHARK

[doccywhomst]

if an animal kills me, that was on ME. it caught ME slackin. let it eat me

[maswartz]

[sandandglass]

Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.

This eagle truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.

[lukcskywalkcrs]

It’s only fitting that this gets reblogged today

[rinokami]

This is the only eagle that deserves reblogging on the 4th

[ilinit]

Happy 4th of July Americans. Be like this eagle. Attack fascists.

[pwhlposting]

love how the pwhl players in their offseason are in their ig stories hanging out, doing hockey camps, working out together, introducing their dogs to each other. then theres gwyneth philips who has gone off grid and occasionally emerges to let us know she hasn’t been eaten by a bear yet

[holyblanchett]

No one:

Literally no one:

Kathryn Hahn in every interview:

[the-big-mood]

[montrealvictoire]

thank you abby for this beautiful video

[pwhl-mybeloved]

of course I miss hockey games on my tv but pwhl wedding season slaps in its own way

[frogmp3]

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks

[montrealvictoire]

i need someone to look at me like cheryl pounder and kenzie lalonde look at each other

[rosalie-starfall]

Sometimes I lay here and I think about Kathryn Hahn's range and my brain breaks a little.

[snakecmpbl]

there are three things you can watch forever: fire, water, and of course

[cigfigsfan]

Knee surgery is boring i think MPP is really gonna be participating in a secret Canadian government program where they give her super soldier serum and she can be Captain Clutch for real

[partyroqueanthem]

Hey guys if I see one more doomerpost about pou never coming back/never hitting full potential again im buying a gun