May we meet again

Jess. 28. UK. Far too attached to certain fictional characters. Here for: Clexa. Brittana. Shoot. Also, ladies.

[iusedtobecharming-deactivated20]

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

[rehearsing]

happy too tired July everyone

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[fata-vocant]

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

[thestenchofcheeseandregrets]

the one... dear squire

[vi-visected]

i told my dad the joke “dad jokes are just mom jokes that a man repeated louder” and he thought it was hilarious. he turned to my mother, intending to relay the joke to her, and a bare second after he opened his mouth i watched it dawn on his face that he was about to become the subject of the joke. when i tell you that man was slackjawed as he turned back to me, like he had an entire life altering realization in the span of about 20 seconds.

[juliets-room]

Women at the piano by EllectraArt (Donka Nucheva). 

I love this. Its genuinely erotic. The subtleties are nice too. The seductress in black; the ingenue in white. She is clearly enchanted; unble and unwilling to resist. The gothic overtones ( skull on the table), Beautiful lesbian erotica.

[sunbleachedbitch]

Me if I had a resteraunt on 14th of Febuary:

-> Homoerotic friendships eat FREE.

-> Couples pay double charge.

-> Lesbians eat free. Single or coupled.

-> Straight couples may or may NOT be seated depending on the boyfriend’s vibe. If he’s chopped and annoying, he will be asked to leave. The girl shall stay.

[belbar74]

[flippythegodzilla]

So so fucking true

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

floats face down past your blog

[armengoldira]

[creepymutelilbugger]

[cricketcat9]

Fucking sorcery again

[average-monster]

What the actual fuck did I just watch

[marvelgifs]

HAWKEYE (2021) - 1.05 | Ronin

[shadowmoses]

sorry wait. I contacted visa to file a complaint about the censorship stuff they've been doing and their AI. immediately threatened to kill itself?

[shadowmoses]

why is this its instant reply if it can't find the info you're asking for. imagine if their real life employees also did this. what is going on

[misscammiedawn]

[satyriconmp3]

i am older than google and youtube. stop advertising to me and stop spying on me. show your elders some respect

[circusclownproductions]

“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

[what-even-is-thiss]

It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

[knightowlet]

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

[frnkieroismydaddy]

Oh my GOD

[countess-of-edessa]

i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

[starry-night-on-the-impala]

that's why bella called her kid resume right away

[totallyprentiss]

The blueprint for aging like fine wine.