little wh9re

welc9me t9 my h9me

[exorcist-on-paws-blog]

Reblog if I'm allowed to send you in character asks even if we have never talked before.

[mamakankri-blog]

i like to think kankri throws tantrums like a 5 year old and you cant tell me otherwise so here have a gif

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reMEMBER THIS OH MY GOD

[reubeh-deactivated20181217]

N9T TRUE!!!!!!!!

*runs and throws a tantrum*

[real-or-vantasy]

The first time you heard it; contemptuously hissed from the lips of someone you cared for…

you didn’t really know how to react.

They didn’t mean it… After all, you’re friends, right?

And friends…don’t say those things to friends…

…right?

bye

[withouta-sweater-blog]

[vwittyhumankin]

  "Wvell yeah, but still! I feel kinda bad about it." He pulled his keys out and smiled a bit, opening the door and leaning against the frame.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

"Yes, 6ut I supp9se I deserved it" he said, poking his head in to look inside. "Is y9ur matesprit here?" he asked curiously.

[vwittyhumankin]

"Yeah, somevwhere. Probably in the kitchen." He gave Kankri a gentle nudge. "He said he came owver and fed my pets."

[withouta-sweater-blog]

He smiled. "May I c9me in? I'm a little thirsty" he said, stretching a little to show more belly than already was showing.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

[vwittyhumankin]

  "Wvell yeah, but still! I feel kinda bad about it." He pulled his keys out and smiled a bit, opening the door and leaning against the frame.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

"Yes, 6ut I supp9se I deserved it" he said, poking his head in to look inside. "Is y9ur matesprit here?" he asked curiously.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

[vwittyhumankin]

  He frowned a bit but nodded, plopping himself down in a chair while he waited. He couldn’t believe he had been so stupid to get lost just trying to go home.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

He smiled and changed quickly. Screw the damn stuffy sweater. He tossed it to the ground as well as his pants and pulled on a pair of shorts and a halter top. He had a feeling he knew what this troll liked

He exited his block and smiled at him. “Alright! I’m ready t9 g9”

[vwittyhumankin]

Cronus looked away quickly, clearing his throat a little. “Really? Vwe came back just so you could change? C’mon, I got places to be,chief!” He let out a small huff and shook his head, already making his way for the door.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

Kankri frowned. “I like t9 l99k g99d” he mumbled, following the other troll out. “I d9n’t 6elieve I g9t y9ur name either 6y the way”

[vwittyhumankin]

"Cronus." He stretched and allowed himself to relax a little. "And fine vwhatewver. Lets just head out." He frowned a little and crossed his arms.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

"Of c9urse" he said, leading him out. "Y9u said y9u have a… Special s9me9ne?" He asked. "I’m sure they’re very g99d" he said

[vwittyhumankin]

"Mm. Yeah. He’s nice." He frowned, still a little bit on edge. He wasn’t too used to this area. Not to mention he was with a complete stranger.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

"9nly the 6est f9r y9u right?" He smiled and continues leading him. Once they finally reached his apartment he smiled. "Here y9u are! Feel free t9 c9ntact me whenever y9u please" he said.

[vwittyhumankin]

"Thanks. Um. Sorry for bein’ such an ass earlier." He smiled apologetically and fished his keys out to open the door. "And thanks for wvalkin’ me back."

[withouta-sweater-blog]

"It's n9 pr96lem... Really I sh9uld have expected such" he said with an innocent smile.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

[vwittyhumankin]

  He frowned a bit but nodded, plopping himself down in a chair while he waited. He couldn’t believe he had been so stupid to get lost just trying to go home.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

He smiled and changed quickly. Screw the damn stuffy sweater. He tossed it to the ground as well as his pants and pulled on a pair of shorts and a halter top. He had a feeling he knew what this troll liked

He exited his block and smiled at him. “Alright! I’m ready t9 g9”

[vwittyhumankin]

Cronus looked away quickly, clearing his throat a little. “Really? Vwe came back just so you could change? C’mon, I got places to be,chief!” He let out a small huff and shook his head, already making his way for the door.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

Kankri frowned. “I like t9 l99k g99d” he mumbled, following the other troll out. “I d9n’t 6elieve I g9t y9ur name either 6y the way”

[vwittyhumankin]

"Cronus." He stretched and allowed himself to relax a little. "And fine vwhatewver. Lets just head out." He frowned a little and crossed his arms.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

"Of c9urse" he said, leading him out. "Y9u said y9u have a… Special s9me9ne?" He asked. "I’m sure they’re very g99d" he said

[vwittyhumankin]

"Mm. Yeah. He’s nice." He frowned, still a little bit on edge. He wasn’t too used to this area. Not to mention he was with a complete stranger.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

"9nly the 6est f9r y9u right?" He smiled and continues leading him. Once they finally reached his apartment he smiled. "Here y9u are! Feel free t9 c9ntact me whenever y9u please" he said.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

[vwittyhumankin]

  He frowned a bit but nodded, plopping himself down in a chair while he waited. He couldn’t believe he had been so stupid to get lost just trying to go home.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

He smiled and changed quickly. Screw the damn stuffy sweater. He tossed it to the ground as well as his pants and pulled on a pair of shorts and a halter top. He had a feeling he knew what this troll liked

He exited his block and smiled at him. “Alright! I’m ready t9 g9”

[vwittyhumankin]

Cronus looked away quickly, clearing his throat a little. “Really? Vwe came back just so you could change? C’mon, I got places to be,chief!” He let out a small huff and shook his head, already making his way for the door.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

Kankri frowned. “I like t9 l99k g99d” he mumbled, following the other troll out. “I d9n’t 6elieve I g9t y9ur name either 6y the way”

[vwittyhumankin]

"Cronus." He stretched and allowed himself to relax a little. "And fine vwhatewver. Lets just head out." He frowned a little and crossed his arms.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

"Of c9urse" he said, leading him out. "Y9u said y9u have a... Special s9me9ne?" He asked. "I'm sure they're very g99d" he said

[withouta-sweater-blog]

[vwittyhumankin]

  He frowned a bit but nodded, plopping himself down in a chair while he waited. He couldn’t believe he had been so stupid to get lost just trying to go home.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

He smiled and changed quickly. Screw the damn stuffy sweater. He tossed it to the ground as well as his pants and pulled on a pair of shorts and a halter top. He had a feeling he knew what this troll liked

He exited his block and smiled at him. “Alright! I’m ready t9 g9”

[vwittyhumankin]

Cronus looked away quickly, clearing his throat a little. “Really? Vwe came back just so you could change? C’mon, I got places to be,chief!” He let out a small huff and shook his head, already making his way for the door.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

Kankri frowned. "I like t9 l99k g99d" he mumbled, following the other troll out. "I d9n't 6elieve I g9t y9ur name either 6y the way"

[withouta-sweater-blog]

[vwittyhumankin]

  He frowned a bit but nodded, plopping himself down in a chair while he waited. He couldn’t believe he had been so stupid to get lost just trying to go home.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

He smiled and changed quickly. Screw the damn stuffy sweater. He tossed it to the ground as well as his pants and pulled on a pair of shorts and a halter top. He had a feeling he knew what this troll liked

He exited his block and smiled at him. "Alright! I'm ready t9 g9"

[withouta-sweater-blog]

He looked over the well built troll, almost sizing him up. Yes. Definitely someone he could take an interest. He smiled and slowly wandered up to him.

"Hell9. I d9n’t 6elieve we’ve met. My name is Kankri" He held out his hand, smiling at the other…

[vwittyhumankin]

"Ah, um. Thanks, I guess. Dunno howv I lost my wvay. I vwas just headin’ back to my apartment n’ all…"

Don’t check him out. DO NOT CHECK HIM OUT. He struggled to keep his eyes down as he fished his phone from his pocket to show the other troll his address. He knew it was a mistake coming downtown this late.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

He smiled and took his hand. “I’m sure I can help y9u. Please. C9me with me!” he insisted, giving his hand a tug. He wanted this troll. He was well built, good looking, and he could only imagine the bulge.

[vwittyhumankin]

He cleared his throat and quickly pulled his hand back stuffing it in his coat pocket. He didn’t need for Karkat to think something was up when he came over next. “Yeah. Just lead the wvay. I’m right behind you.”

[withouta-sweater-blog]

"9f c9urse. We should g9 t9 my h9me first th9ugh. I have s9me… stuff I need t9 get" he said, smiling back at Cronus and making sure to sway his hips just enough. He knew he could charm the pants off this guy.

[vwittyhumankin]

"Look, I hate to be a wvet blanket, but I got someone, ya dig? I just vwanna find my wvay back to my apartment." He frowned a little and stopped, taking a small step away from him. "Plus I ain’t evwen got your name."

[withouta-sweater-blog]

"It’s Kankri. And d9n’t y9u w9rry… I’m n9t planning anything y9u w9uldn’t like" he smiled and continued walking. 

[vwittyhumankin]

"Uh huh. Sure you ain’t. I ain’t stupid, alright? Just don’t think you can try nothin’." He frowned, keeping a slight distance between himself and the other troll.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

He nodded quickly and continued walking to his hive. He smiled, inviting the other troll inside. "Please. Make y9urself c9mf9rta6le. I'll 9nly 6e a m9ment" he reassured him, going into his respite block.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

He looked over the well built troll, almost sizing him up. Yes. Definitely someone he could take an interest. He smiled and slowly wandered up to him.

"Hell9. I d9n’t 6elieve we’ve met. My name is Kankri" He held out his hand, smiling at the other…

[vwittyhumankin]

"Ah, um. Thanks, I guess. Dunno howv I lost my wvay. I vwas just headin’ back to my apartment n’ all…"

Don’t check him out. DO NOT CHECK HIM OUT. He struggled to keep his eyes down as he fished his phone from his pocket to show the other troll his address. He knew it was a mistake coming downtown this late.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

He smiled and took his hand. “I’m sure I can help y9u. Please. C9me with me!” he insisted, giving his hand a tug. He wanted this troll. He was well built, good looking, and he could only imagine the bulge.

[vwittyhumankin]

He cleared his throat and quickly pulled his hand back stuffing it in his coat pocket. He didn’t need for Karkat to think something was up when he came over next. “Yeah. Just lead the wvay. I’m right behind you.”

[withouta-sweater-blog]

"9f c9urse. We should g9 t9 my h9me first th9ugh. I have s9me… stuff I need t9 get" he said, smiling back at Cronus and making sure to sway his hips just enough. He knew he could charm the pants off this guy.

[vwittyhumankin]

"Look, I hate to be a wvet blanket, but I got someone, ya dig? I just vwanna find my wvay back to my apartment." He frowned a little and stopped, taking a small step away from him. "Plus I ain’t evwen got your name."

[withouta-sweater-blog]

"It's Kankri. And d9n't y9u w9rry... I'm n9t planning anything y9u w9uldn't like" he smiled and continued walking. 

[withouta-sweater-blog]

He looked over the well built troll, almost sizing him up. Yes. Definitely someone he could take an interest. He smiled and slowly wandered up to him.

"Hell9. I d9n’t 6elieve we’ve met. My name is Kankri" He held out his hand, smiling at the other…

[vwittyhumankin]

"Ah, um. Thanks, I guess. Dunno howv I lost my wvay. I vwas just headin’ back to my apartment n’ all…"

Don’t check him out. DO NOT CHECK HIM OUT. He struggled to keep his eyes down as he fished his phone from his pocket to show the other troll his address. He knew it was a mistake coming downtown this late.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

He smiled and took his hand. “I’m sure I can help y9u. Please. C9me with me!” he insisted, giving his hand a tug. He wanted this troll. He was well built, good looking, and he could only imagine the bulge.

[vwittyhumankin]

He cleared his throat and quickly pulled his hand back stuffing it in his coat pocket. He didn’t need for Karkat to think something was up when he came over next. “Yeah. Just lead the wvay. I’m right behind you.”

[withouta-sweater-blog]

"9f c9urse. We should g9 t9 my h9me first th9ugh. I have s9me… stuff I need t9 get" he said, smiling back at Cronus and making sure to sway his hips just enough. He knew he could charm the pants off this guy.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

He looked over the well built troll, almost sizing him up. Yes. Definitely someone he could take an interest. He smiled and slowly wandered up to him.

"Hell9. I d9n’t 6elieve we’ve met. My name is Kankri" He held out his hand, smiling at the other…

[vwittyhumankin]

"Ah, um. Thanks, I guess. Dunno howv I lost my wvay. I vwas just headin’ back to my apartment n’ all…"

Don’t check him out. DO NOT CHECK HIM OUT. He struggled to keep his eyes down as he fished his phone from his pocket to show the other troll his address. He knew it was a mistake coming downtown this late.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

He smiled and took his hand. "I'm sure I can help y9u. Please. C9me with me!" he insisted, giving his hand a tug. He wanted this troll. He was well built, good looking, and he could only imagine the bulge.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

A new face

He looked over the well built troll, almost sizing him up. Yes. Definitely someone he could take an interest. He smiled and slowly wandered up to him.

"Hell9. I d9n’t 6elieve we’ve met. My name is Kankri" He held out his hand, smiling at the other troll sweetly. 

[vwittyhumankin]

This was a mistake if he’d ever made one. He didn’t know when or how he’d ended up here, but hopefully he could find out.

He jolted a little when a young troll came up to him and…oh. Of course. Another Kankri alternate. He seemed to attract them. “Ah, vwell, I’m kinda lost. Probably ‘splains wvhy you ain’t seen me…”

[withouta-sweater-blog]

"9h. Well perhaps I can help y9u find y9ur way?" He suggested, tucking some hair behind his ears and flashing him another award winning smile. No one could resist him. 

"I'm surprised really... Y9u are really quite attractive. I'm surprised y9u haven't happened up9n me... Well regardless, I'd 6e happy t9 help y9u" He nodded with finality.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

+1

[withouta-sweater-blog]

I disagree. I find it much m9re… messy, if there is a pers9nal relati9nship. They expect… I d9n’t kn9w. They expect me t9 6e faithful, which I’m n9t sure I can d9 pers9nally.

[boxfullofmuses-deactivated20150]

WELL THAT’S Y9U’RE PERS9NAL SHIT, N9T MINE, S9 I CAN’T SEE WHAT Y9U MEAN. TH9UGH HELL, I’M N9T G9ING T9 TELL Y9U WHAT Y9U SH9ULD D9 WITH Y9UR LIFE EITHER.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

Thank y9u. I appreciate it.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

+1

[withouta-sweater-blog]

N9, It’s m9re like my conversati9ns are discussing the terms 9f the… sessi9n we will engage in, and then we merely g9 a69ut whatever it is we planned t9 d9. 

It d9esn’t 69ther me th9ugh. It’s the amazing feeling 9f whatever it is we happen t9 do, with n9 strings attached. 

[boxfullofmuses-deactivated20150]

9H.. WELL, I GUESS I CAN SEE WHAT Y9U MEAN, TH9UGH I RATHER N9T D9 SUCH THINGS UNTIL I’M 9LDER AND READY.

TH0UGH I CAN’T SAY A69UT THE N9 STRINGS ATTACHED PART. I THINK I RATHER HAVE THE PERS9N 6E IN A DUADRANT 9F MINE IF I EVER EVEN D9 GET INT9 IT, 9R AT LEAST PLAN T9. HELL, EVEN FRIENDS WITH 6ENEFITS, I’D RATHER KN9W THE DAMN PERS9N PERS9NALLY.

[withouta-sweater-blog]

I disagree. I find it much m9re… messy, if there is a pers9nal relati9nship. They expect… I d9n’t kn9w. They expect me t9 6e faithful, which I’m n9t sure I can d9 pers9nally.