Wit Beyond Measure

Welcome to a blog dedicated to witty and humorous quotes. It's just for fun y'all.

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Quote from one of my friend. ' Hope you'll enjoy.

"I slept with your boyfriend, I stole money from you and I told your mother you were gay. Happy New Year ! "

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The slave begins by demanding justice and ends by wanting to wear a crown

Albert Camus

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There are no facts, only interpretations

Friedrich Nietzsche

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Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favour beards

J.B. Morton

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The natural state of the football fan is bitter disappointment, no matter what the score

Nick Hornby

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I don't dislike babies, though I think very young ones rather disgusting

Queen Victoria

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A classic is something everyone wants to have read and nobody wants to read

Mark Twain

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When I was ten I read fairy tales in secret. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness.

C.S. Lewis

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When I grow up I want to be a little boy

Joseph Heller

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My father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic

Spike Milligan

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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move

Douglas Adams

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My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all

Stephen Hawking

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Luck is an essential part of a career in physics

Leon Lederman

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Love will draw an elephant through a keyhole

Samuel Richardson

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Desire is the very essence of man

Baruch Spinoza

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Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything

Josef Stalin

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How wonderful to me a Moomin, to have just woken up, completely refreshed, and dance along on the bottle-green waves in the first light of morning!

Tove Jansson