Bastard rat men w questionable morals complete me

30, Bi/Pan, she/they. I'm here for the aesthetics, memes, and fanart, and now I write fanfiction I guess???

[wixed]

BG3 Fanfiction Masterlist

The smut

Handle with Care - Astarion x GN You/Reader NSFW 18+ Temptations of Circuits and Sin Part 1 - Durgetash NSFW 18+ Temptations of Circuits and Sin Part 2 - Durgetash NSFW 18+ Temptations of Circuits and Sin Part 3 - Durgetash NSFW 18+

Tavlin's Adventures in Faerun - BG3FicFeb Challenges - Gale x M!Tav

Part 1 - What was Tav doing when they were abducted? Part 2 - Voyeurism Part 3 - Body Worship NSFW 18+ Part 4 - Camp Chores Part 5 - First time seeing companions/love interest in a fight Part 6 - Teaching each other how to do something Part 7 - Heated argument with a companion Part 8 - It will be ok as long as we're together Part 9 - Exhibitionism NSFW 18+

Back to the Start - Exes with God!Gale - Slowburn Hurt/Comfort - Character PoVs

Chapter 1 - Chyla

[kawareo]

AU in which Jaheria adopts Durge. Found on her doorstep as a Fuck You from Bhaal personally

[rythms-of-synthax-deactivated20]

Quote of the day

[baffledtreesquid]

I’m seeing a lot of people saying this post changed their brain chemistry, and as a neuroscientist I wanted to say yes!!! Yes it does!

Wanting something requires dopamine signaling, but liking something doesn’t.

If you have a mental illness/disorder that affects dopamine, you might feel that you don’t want to do the things that you like. You do still like them. You will appreciate having done them.

Let your likes guide you.

(If you want to read more, here’s one experimental paper about it. https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5171207/ This theory called the incentive-sensitization theory was originally created to explain behaviors in addiction but can be applied elsewhere as well)

Rewards are both ‘liked’ and ‘wanted’, and those two words seem almost interchangeable. However, the brain circuitry that mediates the psych

[acrowsrockcollection]

Weave Me The Sunshine

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

After joining forces in camp cooking duties, Jaheira and Gale's relationship transforms into something else.

As they reckon with the Absolute, the stew pot, and their histories, Jaheira is forced to ask herself if she could actually find herself caring for a Wizard?

I finished my longfic back in the summer and never made a post about it here for some reason? If you're an "only read longfics that are finished" kind of person, huzzah, this is finished. It even has an alternate ending.

Anyway, if you're so inclined, please enjoy my smutty little rare pair. I put a bit of my heart into it and it helped me get really into writing. They're always gonna mean a lot to me if for that alone.

[drmace]

This scene is one of my favorites when playing Durge xDD Today's guest star: Seylas from @moriarfer🖤

[orangekittyenergy]

"We saw you across the bar …..and we want to fucking kill you!’’🫦❤️

[drathe]

Tyrant man hoping his peepee won’t get bitten off

[420technoblazeit]

the summer hikaru died is a horrible tragedy about being the only gay people in your hometown and how that complicates the experience of realizing your feelings for someone, the sense of isolation and otherness you feel growing up and knowing that youre different. it's also the series where a teenage boy falls off a cliff and dies because he stopped to look at a tree shaped like a sexy lady. im not kidding btw that's literally how original hikaru died. that's the inciting incident of this whole series. he went AWOOGA and ate shit so bad he died in the forest and that's how he got replaced by an eldritch entity. anyway everybody should watch the anime the first ep is out now

[hippodameia]

late night dreaming of this

[arianiziolek]

You did it accidentally Durge?

the inspiration:

[cerudinaeart]

astarion...stubbed his toe...

full pic here.

[cerudinaeart]

wyll and astarion.

full pic here.

[fvngus]

stupid handsome younger man.

[defira85]

In the office of the aspiring Archduke, one may find a number of elegantly carved marble busts, figures whom one assumes his Lordship finds to be inspirational in his own march towards power and success In the very back of his quarters, behind a false wall, one might find another marble statue, one quite a great deal larger and more carefully tended to than the rest of the art in his office What blasphemy it is, for a Banite to kneel at the feet of another For the Chosen of Bane to supplicate himself before a demi-god other than his own master And how pathetic it is, for him to pray to the silence where she once was, wishing she might return from death to claim him as she'd once promised she would...

I had the very distinct joy of commissioning @infernaldaydreams for a piece of Kass and Enver - or rather, the memory of Kass with Enver. My instructions were "please make him look like the saddest, wettest, most unadoptable dog abandoned in the shelter" and she came out absolutely swinging. I cannot get over the warmth and the softness of the candlelight playing over the marble curves, and how easily the shadows seem to cling to him in comparison. Just an utterly gorgeous piece, I'm so so smitten

Thank you so much Lexy🖤💛🖤💛

[vonspe]

Damn that was easy

[kilath]

Gort Fieri

[miradelletarot-archived]

Lmaoooooooooo

[robichuwu]

[theonlyleftydesk]

Now, see, if the OP had commissioned a real artist, they could have asked the artist give the gnome some cake so big no room could contain it. A real dump truck. A badonkadonk, if you will. A truly Callipygean derriére.

Instead, the feeble machine can only offer platitudes. Shameful...

[the-haiku-bot]

Instead, the feeble

machine can only offer

platitudes. Shameful…

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lyricwritesprose]

Oh, not you, haiku

We respect haiku bot here

You're doing your best

[always-just-down-the-street]

Generative AI vs. Analytical AI in a nutshell.