al

I have many thoughts, dear, and they are all however scary.

[wizard-collector]

First meetings…

[wizard-collector]

Gale, in true Baggins spirit, having to fight off his insufferable neighbors from auctioning off everything in his tower back in Waterdeep after six months of absence and assumed death via being sucked into a huge tentacled ship in the sky

[purplemilk27]

Gale broke up with his ex, Mystra, over a year ago and it's time to do something about the horrible tattoo she gave him.

This prompt brought to you by @ithinkitsabanksy , who so very kindly let me take it and try to run with it. This is my first try at a modern AU:

A Cover-Up

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65588521

[wizard-collector]

Demolished this fic the moment I saw the notification!! You did so good!

[wizard-collector]

modern au Gale where instead of a ravenous netherese orb constantly festering in his chest it’s a tattoo Mystra (in her DIY ink master era) did for him that just healed really really poorly and keeps bothering him because the lines are super shaky and amateur.

……modern au Gale that goes to a Tattoo Artist Tav/Durge to get a cover up.

[purplemilk27]

I have just over 600 words written so far and a list of plot points a mile long. I guess this is happening 🤷

[wizard-collector]

Not to be dramatic or anything but you’re so amazing 😭

[wizard-collector]

modern au Gale where instead of a ravenous netherese orb constantly festering in his chest it’s a tattoo Mystra (in her DIY ink master era) did for him that just healed really really poorly and keeps bothering him because the lines are super shaky and amateur.

……modern au Gale that goes to a Tattoo Artist Tav/Durge to get a cover up.

[wizard-collector]

Ultimate vampiric maaaaaaaaastah

[wizard-collector]

If you give one hundred billion monkeys a lever inside of a box, how many hotel rooms before the razor types that the two guards have green eyes?