im generally not a very jealous person so i am feeling lots of brand new emotions right now
i'm an expert on being jealous you can ask me anything you're confused about
how do i kill everything thats ever lived
will byers stan first human second

izzy's playlists!
Monterey Bay Aquarium
sheepfilms
No title available

JVL
we're not kids anymore.
$LAYYYTER
hello vonnie
cherry valley forever

ellievsbear
Acquired Stardust

JBB: An Artblog!

Origami Around

blake kathryn
Misplaced Lens Cap

pixel skylines
styofa doing anything

Kiana Khansmith
RMH

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Finland
seen from United States
seen from Spain

seen from United Kingdom

seen from France
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Canada

seen from Germany
seen from Finland

seen from Türkiye

seen from United States

seen from France
seen from United States

seen from France

seen from United States
@wizardcookie
im generally not a very jealous person so i am feeling lots of brand new emotions right now
i'm an expert on being jealous you can ask me anything you're confused about
how do i kill everything thats ever lived
i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro
i wanna do brofist when you are around
you are the best yo. my sweet smile friend bro
every post on iwaspoisoned.com starts with a guy being like yeah this smelled really bad and tasted really bad and looked wrong and i became violently ill after consuming it and you look at the attached photo and its a big jug with three X's and a skull on it
this is crazy i made this exact joke in a personal discord chat the other day. but this was posted 5 hours ago. what gives
do you want custody of the post
I just wanna hang out
When I was a kid I thought Master Chief was gender fluid bc I didn't understand who Cortana was so anytime she talked I just thought it was chief being a girl for that sentence
you are hopelessly addicted to toys. get help
i can stop playing any time i want
Are clowns patriotic
I’m asking the questions here. Would a clown die for its country
Okay, fiiiiine. We can do Brutalist Neo-Gothic for the next dungeon theme – on one condition: for every giant inscrutable concrete human face you add, I get to add a giant inscrutable concrete human ass.
...Fine, but they better be actually inscrutable. I was able to scrute the human asses you put in our last dungeon with relative ease.
Oh oh...
TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!
> use genitals
You can't use that right now!
> use hand on genitals
You can't use that right now!
> use genitals on hand
You can't use that right now!
> help
I don't know that word.
You are clobbered by the OGRE!
You have lost your genitals. . .
man fuck this game
what the fuck
been in my head for days
brown bear, black bear
*right clicks on you*
*views your properties*
if you had
one shot
one opportunity
to sieze everything you ever wanted in one moment
would you capture it
or just let it slip
you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect
is it worth it?
yes!!
the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT
meh it's okay
the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it
Results/option I didn't think of
Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense
You have to let people love you. You have to let people get to know you. You have to let people help you. Being so completely selfless that you try to erase yourself off the face of the planet and never ask for anything and reject everybody's offers of support makes you very hard to love! Unfortunately. Emptying yourself out of everything that makes you, you is not actually what your loved ones want from you, generally. They want to make you happy! They will be so so sad if you don't give them the chance. It's not all selfish. I promise.