Pork and Beans

he/they 19 those boys can sure beastie

[depsidase]

[wizardhobo]

What do you mean the cute pothead I hooked up with is doing meth now?

[quinnception]

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[mysharona1987]

[mysharona1987]

But this is genuinely a shitty act against humanity.

[mysharona1987]

Elon: “We have to Re-populate the world.”

But, Elon, solving child hunger is the obvious way to do that.

[mysharona1987]

Elon: No, I am just going to impregnate every influencer I meet.

[wordproblemapoligist]

tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

[brennacedria]

He is, however, in the mafia

[mcforwhatiam]

Close ups from this shot in Anthology book

[mcforwhatiam]

Close ups from this shot in Anthology book

[pukicho]

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.

[helenvaughans]

[itsmistybitch-deactivated202605]

These posts are sisters

[lierdumoa]

[byjove]

“it’s because they’re always on that damn phone” -scientist studying the declining birthrate

[byjove]

It’s sooooo interesting that they keep studying the topic rigorously and writing piece after piece on what the cause could be but they never want to address the fact that America is not a good place to have a child. Even though the birth rate is falling across the board, they have to find some reason to make it a problem of the individual, a matter of selfishness or distraction instead of a greater societal struggle.

[lakemojave]

Happy Pride Month everyone! Remember 4 months ago when the CEO of this platform harassed and chased a trans woman off this website just for posting her transition timeline, then chased her to other social media platforms to continue harassing her, and threatened to call the FBI if she continued disputing the multiple dubious terminations of her blogs that did not violate tumblr's terms of service in any way? And despite tumblr staff insisting that the CEO was acting against their interests, the broad transmisogyny evident in the site's culture and moderation policy has still not been adequately addressed?

[lakemojave]

Remember that staff is continuing to nuke the blogs of trans women even after all of this. Remember this post when they call this site the queerest place on the internet again this month

[lakemojave]

It's 2 years later. It's gotten worse. Happy pride month.

[wizardhobo]

2/3 likely a tornado and hail storm happen in 20 mintjes from now for 15 whole minutes? I do not think so actually

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[gremlinservant]

Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today

Edit:

THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!

[comikbook]

listen to hiphop or else you will go to hell

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]