ugliest pumpkin in the patch

category 5 little brown boy event ✦ one of them he/hims ✦ licensed autist ✦ u can find my wretched spnblogger clone at beefburgatory

[desolendate]

im literally in tears what the fuck

[diasdelfuego]

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

[my-tardis-sense-is-tingling]

[pocket-deer-belly]

imagine if in response to basic feminist takes about patriarchy, a bunch of men came onto your post and told you that as bad as patriarchy is, nobody is talking about matriarchy and how it oppresses men for being men, and how we're literally equal in the eyes of the state because of this. this post is about nothing and you're crazy for thinking that

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[pjharvey]

[asterkid-deactivated20150106]

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

[hikiclawd]

[comment-tube]

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[bester-jester]

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

[cumdumpstiel]

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

[juniepops]

age regressor heist movie called Ocean's This Many

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[weepingchoir]

huh

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[awesomebutunpractical]

You can have any animal for a pet. Any complications such as “keeping the animal healthy and happy” and “the time and effort it would take to keep happy and healthy pet” and “keeping yourself uneaten” and “the pet I want is kind of extinct” have all been solved perfectly. You don’t have to think of that.

What is your pet?

[comparingmeerkats]

do u ever wonder what ur most noticeable feature is like what do people see first when they look at u

[jennydreadful]

Sous La Glace, Georges Leonnec for La Vie Parisienne, 1926

The caption is a little fuzzy, but I think the meaning is “Has the Parisienne become economic? You see a lot less panties this year!” :D

[anh3-donia]

insane goodwill pickup