I Cast a Silly Little Spell

Baffling implications, creatures monstrous and foul, and most importantly, arcane machinations

[wizardpotions]

give it up for wizard sex saturday!

[normal-horoscopes]

Squeaking and shivering and casting spells in the club

[snugglyaggron]

[slimegirlwarlock]

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*thinking abt new evil hexes to blight people with*

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[bornagainchristianbaby]

Why aren't these wizzies running the Wizard Council? Personally I think we should overthrow the current wizard council and replace them with these wisefolk... But you didn't hear that from me...

[hyena-moved-blogs]

OVERTHROW THE WIZARD COUNCIL

[bornagainchristianbaby]

I have no idea what the FUCK that is but I LOVE your enthusiasm. OVERTHROW THE WIZARD COUNCIL

[flowersinthegrocerystore]

DOWN WITH THE WIZARD COUNCIL. ONLY SLUTS REMAIN

[sexygaywizard]

[wizardpotions]

I cast unrelenting penis barrage

[sexygaywizard]

I swallow it all perfectly :)

[the-text-doctor]

<Reblog to get a sword.> o()xxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

[stjohnstarling]

Some wizards I made in the wizard machine

(AI generated art by me)

[hollowtones]

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[wizardomancy]

THE CREATURE loves to eat! THE CREATURE is LOUD! it is TRIUMPHANT! It can teach you all of these things.

[hollowtones]

REPEAT AGAIN AND AGAIN FOR YOU WRETCHES

BALSAMIC = DELICIOUS GRAPES VINEGAR 

BALL SONIC = SPIN DASH FOR SPEED 

NOT ALWAYS ADEQUATE SUBSITUTES FOR EACH OTHER 

[tagfer]

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

[heronbrew]

Hey op google what LCD stands for

[tagfer]

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

[batsdotjpg]

me in the club playing songs about gay sex

[wizardomancy]

it is important that a wizard have a sword and not just a staff, I think. a staff is important the spells and machinations and smiting of course. but the sword, also, is important, for the cleaving in twain

[wizardomancy]

THE CREATURE loves DANCING and STOMPING and SINGING! (it is not good at singing. THE CREATURE knows that is not what singing is for.)

[wizardpotions]

trying to follow the entire wizardposting community, reblog this post if you are a wizard blog and i will follow you

[mellifexfarm]

  transmogrified him

[wizard-email]

:)

[the-trans-dragon]

Ancient wizard spell tome but like the recipe blogs that start with a ridiculously long personal anecdote