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A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.

He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?”

The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.”

After a pause, the instructor added...

“I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the exhaust pipe, which I’ve never seen done in my entire career.”

#lousy joke

slackeremeritus

It’s hard to accept the idea that someone else could genuinely be attracted to you in some way when you find yourself so utterly repulsive. And it’s hard to articulate this feeling when everyone rushes to reassure you that “you’re not ugly!”

Like. Someone might not think I’m ugly, but I can’t stand the sight of my own face and body. My personality is repellent on a good day. Nobody could actually sincerely mean they find me attractive. Anyone who says that must be taking the piss, or trying to make fun of me, or has a fetish. That’s the logic my mind follows when the topic arises.

Because if someone else can truly, honestly like me, then why can’t I like me?

wjmorris3

I still honestly like you, because I see a bit of you in me. We’re both shameless nerds for what fandoms we’re in; we’re both ace (or at least I’m pretty sure you are); and besides, there’s too much hate in this world for me to ever indulge in it.

…ow.

This is AWESOME.

I’ve heard this song; I can’t place it.

ghostsandgoblins

ghave-guru-of-macklemore-deacti

How to Drive Your Players Insane

Step 1: Name your underground settlement of humans “Cavē Lupos” (Latin for “Beware of Wolves) circumvent it by pronouncing it as Cave and idk putting some wolf imagery around.

Step 2: Let it slip to a player or two that there’s a werewolf in that settlement (OOC).

Step 3: Name the local barkeep Lup, have her twin sons be named Romulus and Remus. Name the two friendly town guards Adolph and Beowulf. Name the mayor Fenris. Name the blacksmith Little Red, have her live with her grandmother; affectionately known as Granny, and also keep a massive Irish wolfhound. Name the shop owner and his assistant Ulrich and Sef.

Step 4: Watch your players go insane trying to figure out who’s a werewolf.

Step 5: Everyone is a werewolf. Every single person in the village is a werewolf. Even the wolfhound is a werewolf (part hound, part wolf). See how long it takes for your players to figure it out.

peteneems

sunnyharley

Legends only

maybe-itdoesntmatterr-deactivat

Reblog for wholesome good luck

wyzzrd

wilwheaton

He looks like … a real fun guy.

quakerjoe

foodffs

Braided Easter Bread Recipe

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

wjmorris3

This got flagged as “sensitive content”, for some reason.

gattame

baker

faithbringers

@pantheon-god-of-war

#Hey Tai

iraffiruse

schrodanger-deactivated20150716

MOTHERFUCKER

freyfromthea

are you satan

shiny-things-i-found

GET IT THE FUCK AWAY

erinburr

Best April Fools EVER.

kamdensl

Lent

This comic was inspired by @gyolove‘s post about Kurt observing Lent and what he might give up. Huge thanks to @evilsnowswan for the German translations!

Continued in Part 2

suzusaur

reblogging this specifically for @loptrcoptr

rtrixie

I’m a bit sad that Pepsi didn’t decide to open up a PMC branch after buying up part of the Soviet navy in the 90’s

kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021

wait WHAT

rtrixie

“The USSR offered to pay Pepsi with a fleet of diesel ships. Pepsi accepted the deal because they knew that it was the only way to continue to sell Pepsi in the USSR. The agreement included 17 submarines, a cruiser, a frigate and a destroyer, which were sold to a Swedish company for scrap recycling. Those 17 submarines made Pepsi become, for a few days, the 6th largest military power in the world by number of diesel submarines. The president of Pepsi, Donald Kendall, told the National Security Adviser of USA: “We are disarming the USSR faster than you”.“

http://www.redkalinka.com/Russian-Blog/78/_The-day-Pepsi-became-a-great-military-power/

kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021

thank you for this information, I needed to know this and so did all of my followers

atamajakki

character concept: a farmgirl-turned-unexpected Paladin when the sun god blessed her with the strength to smite a minor demon that was killing her cattle; fights with a blessed pitchfork, doesn’t wear armor, and knows jack shit about chivalry or church doctrine but believes in hard work and doing the right thing

sociolab

Do you ever think about the fact that the US has created and legitimized a system of institutionalized inequality by funding schools through property taxes? That basically a child’s education is only as good as the value of the property in their neighborhood. Funny how education is so often viewed as an equalizing factor when there is nothing equal about it.

earthmoonlotus

I really don’t care if I’ve already reblogged this

aliyaraey-deactivated20171111

Because this needs to be reblogged….

jedda-martele

I remember learning this for the first time as an adult. I had grown up thinking education was the great playing field leveler. So I was so furious to find out how very much it wasn’t anything of the kind.

ayellowbirds

This is a big part of why you’ll often see rich white people fussing about school district lines, because they hate the idea that their money is going towards the education of poor children.