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RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

#alright. one final bedmothpost.#it's been real #(ish)#it's been /good/.#and with that....#adieu <3

Does anyone else remember playing music in Windows Media Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours

pickle-inspector

Look at the names of these stupid things, guys.

cottagecryptiid

tag yourself i’m green is not your enemy

c-oncerning

my tornado is resting

#first post I ever reblogged baby!!!!!#forgot it existed completely. I said 'spider's last moment.....'#still probably that.

blackpyrefly

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

#!#ocean stuff

:V

#alright!#feel like I'm moving house lol #but I have packed up and found the new place. so to speak #now all that's left to do is...... go.#gonna reblog a few sharkposts I think #go through the fave tag #and then one last thing. which will become apparent #and adieu.#it's weird to feel melancholy about this I guess since this place never really felt like much of a home #sort of a temporary convenience #nevertheless I think I.. didn't realize how long I've actually been using this blog?#oh boy I just looked back at the archive #homestuck epilogues!!! that was what I was first posting about #oh man :')#anyway. anyway.#a sharkpost. the first post. and then the final thing #shark barks #<-- the final one!

sexysilverstrider

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

mossworm

uplifting fact for today: the atala butterfly was at one point almost completely extirpated from the USA due to overharvesting of its cycad host plant for food (starch). later on Florida got really into using cycads as decoration and now the butterflies won't stop eating them all, including non-native species and ornamentals

beckyblah

Cracked open

foxgirltail

I love you being trans I love you trans women i love you gender exploration I love you self discovery

[link to the Reddit post]

[ID: two screenshots of a reddit post on r/offmychest by user awaythrowjessie, titled "My girlfriend made me realize I'd be happier as a woman". it reads as follows:

I am 33, born male, and have had major self image issues my entire life. I hated seeing myself in mirrors, pictures, you name it. I honestly thought it was kinda normal so I just accepted it.

Now about 3 weeks ago I was at my girlfriends house, we have been dating a little over a year now, and have plans to move in together soon. Now recently she has shaved her head to support of her friends with cancer (side note thenl treatments for that friend are going very well). She had since bought some wigs to wear while her hair grows back out. We were joking around as I have male pattern baldness, and when she went to the bathroom I jokingly threw a wig on and waited. She came our, saw me we laughed for a bit and she said "you know I think you'd make a pretty girl" we laughed some more but those words triggered something in me.

Cut to a few night's ago she asked why I've been acting weird lately and I just told her how i was feeling. She said "alright let's do this " and when I asked what she told me she was going to give me a bit of a makeover and put me in one of her dresses and if i liked it then good. I was nervous and asked what if I did like it would she still be attracted to me. She just responded with "Baby you know I'm bi, guy or girl you're still mine." Her words reassured me honestly i love her so much.

Anyways she finished the make up, fitted a wig on me perfectly and got me in a dress and even helped me put a bra on and stuff in a little so i could see what breasts would kinda look like on me. Now I expected to see myself in the mirror, laugh this off and move on right, but I didn't. She did an unbelievable job, like I looked like I had been born a woman, and when I saw myself in the mirror for the first time in my entire life, I liked what I saw. I probably stared at myself for a good 10 minutes before she finally asked me something. She asked what I wanted to be called. After a few seconds I said Jessie, I always like the name Jessie. She whispered in my ear "well Jessie, you look beautiful." And that was it, I knew this was who i wanted to be.

I'm nervous now though, my friends will accept it but my family are, well let's just say not very progressive. But this is what I want.

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#:(((( <333333 #smile tag

🕯 boat boys are gonna win they're gonna survive nothing bad is going to happen to them 🕯

^

[does not understand how the life smp works]

#double life #etho episode just dropped I've watched 5 min so far #haven't been spoiled yet to my utter shock #oghhhhgod I am so nervous my BOYS

anguishmacgyver

ah yes. the classic "I can't sleep because it will be tomorrow in an instant and tomorrow requires things of me and I Simply Do Not Vibe With That". so I'll go through said tomorrow on 2 hours of sleep. very smart and once again no lessons will be learned

#ABOUT ME

assassin1513

✨The Beauty of Jupiter ✨

rynezion

a gift from @jesterlavore for @in-maidjan , with me as gleeful middleman :)

mellointheory

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

the-haiku-bot

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

mellointheory

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

the-haiku-bot

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

seal-of-unknown

#fave

just-some-nerd-guy

I put “no hookups, no communists” in my Tinder profile. I haven’t been getting any matches so there must either be a bunch of sluts around me of a bunch of godless reds.