[pjackk]

LETS CHILL I WANT TO HAVE FUN .... LOL LETS HAVE FUN

[hbmmaster]

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

[hbmmaster]

the word cutes is autological

[lavenderprose]

You know, I am GENUINELY unsure that I understood the Pining While Fucking trope before Heated Rivalry. I'm convinced that it's 80% of the absolute crack cocaine infused into Hollanov. The other 20% is the rivalry and the language barrier and the forbidden eroticism of it all but mostly it's the pining. A fucking masterclass of the trope. Rachel Reid really sat down to write the sequel to her coffee shop AU and cooked the literary equivalent of crystal meth.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[specialagentartemis]

The big difference between Rocky(Eridian)/Adrian(Eridian), Mensah/Farai/Tano, and Minkowski/Dominik is that the first two are coming home with their codependent aromantic space bestie who is joining the family, whereas Minkowski is coming home with not only a codependent aromantic space bestie but also a co-commander with whom she probably had an ambiguously gay thing going on during that span of time where they were abandoned in a decaying station and convinced that they were going to die there, a station mother program AI who desperately needs to inhabit something the size of a building or else she will be claustrophobic in her own body, the amnesiac evil scientist who tried to kill her that one time but doesn’t remember it, and Jacobi. Dominik is joining THIS family.

[wohlmilk]

(staggering into the room, barely able to stand, covered in blood) the shizuo backstory parts of vol 2? actually pretty good

[batsandboba]

happy birthday gay people happy birthday technoblade

[batsandboba]

happy birthday gay people happy birthday technoblade

[batsandboba]

happy birthday gay people happy birthday technoblade

[batsandboba]

happy birthday gay people happy birthday technoblade

[batsandboba]

happy birthday gay people happy birthday technoblade

[flipchild]

Would you eat something called 'Cream of Burger' soup?

[norahsdove]

Yeah probably but that's because I'm a piece of shit

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[ggcrono]

[salvadorbonaparte]

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

[ashlgcostumes]

Tag via @bluehairedspidey and vocabulary updated

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[voydhymn]

being an autistic freak pervert is all fun and games until your coworkers try to make small talk with you

[tagfer]

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

[heronbrew]

Hey op google what LCD stands for

[tagfer]

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

[horsefigureoftheday]

Horse figure of the day: Breyer #712339 Chai

[neometalpussy]

we gave this robot the ability to smoke cigarettes because thats fucking awesome

[medievaljournalist]

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

[thecactifindahome]