Stinky Dog Creature

[kori b. posting][28][she/they/it]

[everydaywomble]

but here's the thing

[swagophile]

me: tbh ive gotten to a point with being the evil demon queen dragon tyrant where i dont even bother killing heroes anymore. i just dont care anymore. i let them walk up and do their speech and them i break their weapons and leave them defenseless and then i just like. shoot the shit. yknow. talk about my day. its been rough for me. and youd be surprised. a lot of those heroes really just need someone to talk to. like wow. ive actually gotten a few of them to like, turn their lives around. yeah. one of em used to be like the kingdom's bravest set on a revenge quest to avenge her fallen sister (who i didnt even kill btw like i just did not do that shit but w/e) and now? she owns a bakery. yeah. shes a fucking pastry chef. and yknow it took a lot of work, but, i didnt mind having her over and you know what? i'm proud of what i accomplished with her. yeah. i feel good about it. usually my evil generals or my infernal maid just kill them all before i can get to that point, so like. whatever. there is no end to my eternal pursuit for the infinite twilight or whatever the fuck idfk whatever. i think i just want friends. im kinda burned out on the whole being evil thing

hero: so.. youll let me go?

me: well okay we can start talking about that once you put the dress on

[mangonetics]

Spent like 20 minutes scraping a femboy off my windshield

[mangonetics]

Tracker widget in my phone just went from endangered to extinct fuuuuuuck I think that was the last one

[mochipuchi]

does anyone have a link to that one post where its like a bunch of girls in a school and I think they were doing a fortune teller bit or something but a bunch of boys go up to them with their problems and everytime they just recommend something to the effect of "have you tried crossdressing?"

[memoryofmemories]

This one?

[basilica-lacrima]

it spreads…

[basilica-lacrima]

oh there’s even more!

[lucifer-usurping-sun-of-dawn]

same artist

[wolfgirlfuzz]

weh im a puppy

[sailatina3]

Im autistic and I love spice and tacos and rap music i think you're just a pussy

[dunkstein]

Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

[dunkstein]

You specifically understand

[ozth]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[mousegirlheart]

dogs can pet dogs!

[wolfgirlfuzz]

i suggest horsefem

[kc5rings]

[s-lycopersicum]

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[wolfgirlfuzz]

she/her, but in the way you'd gender an imposing battleship, a beloved rifle, a prized race horse. Mankind knows too well that these powerful things are most certainly women.

[wolfgirlfuzz]

wolfgirlweiner

[randomalistic]

Big chomping mouthful of fucking soils

[llobbsterr]

@wolfgirlfuzz