The mouth licking what you've bled.

[wolfiuscub]

Waking up 33 years old today :) you know what to send ;)

[wolfiuscub]

Hola! Ya está publicado el primer video de mi serie de Firewatch :) Pásenle, espero les guste y se suscriban!

Hi guys! I’m starting a video series playing Firewatch :) I play the game in english but do commentary in spanish, so if you’re ok with that be sure to drop in!

[wolfiuscub]

Hola!

Hoy (agosto 25, 2018) estaré transmitiendo Dead Cells y Overwatch por Twitch, a partir de las 8pm CST

Ojalá puedan pasar a darse una vuelta :D

https://twitch.tv/wolfiuscub

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[wolfiuscub]

[wolfiuscub]

Hi everyone! I’m going to be playing Dead Cells right now on twitch! (As of August 8, 18, 9:45pm CST).

Se habla español mas que nada but also english if needed :)

If you see this on any other time, follow on twitch to catch future streams :)

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Nigga can’t relate to this either

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As an Egyptian who had 3 day old leftover rice for breakfast….

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Trinidadians can’t relate to this either

[keahimakua]

This only applies to weak American stomachs. they cannot eat peanuts either, or bread. Maybe one day they’ll all succumb to food allergies and the world will be saved. 

[wolfiuscub]

Mexicans can’t relate to this either

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reblog if it's okay to send you a nude

[wolfiuscub]

Visiting my parents at my hometown

[wolfiuscub]

Oh hai

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2nd week in Vancouver

[wolfiuscub]

Waking up hungover on my birthday 😀 You know what to do 😉 Send birthday nudes!

[wolfiuscub]

Algunos de uds la vdd me dan miedo.

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[mugglesofficial]

How are you lgbt?

I sent an application in and got accepted

[a4f101]

I got in through one of those recruitment drives they keep holding

[benjibright]

I collected the box tops and turned them in. Just paid separate shipping and handling.

[bunnygirlriley]

I forgot to uncheck a box when I was installing something.

[floorbananamotherfucker]

i found a rainbow ticket inside a chocolate bar

[nerdymouse]

A bird flew up and handed me a letter. 

[thelisp]

I was the one billionth customer.

[boymercuryx]

Sorting hat.

[naamahdarling]

went into a home depot on Pride weekend and it was a door prize like, weird, but okay

[wolfpurplemoon]

I forgot to install an adblocker and got a pop up on a website that congratulated me on being LGBT

[thisisntgoodbi]

I successfully forwarded a chain e-mail to ten LGBTQIA+ friends in the allotted amount of time.

[finnverbose]

It was hidden in the extra fees on my phone plan.

[asterosian]

Scratch off tickets

[ecto-gammat]

Kinda got stuck on my cable bill one month

[tawghasa]

It’s one of the benefits included in salary packaging

[when-it-rains-it-snows]

Honestly it just followed me home? It’s not like I fed it or anything it just showed up and never left.

[madmaudlingoes]

Found it tucked into the back of a library book.

[samjohnssonvt]

weird contaminants in the stream, that one campout.

[timberwolfoz]

It was in the sauce at the Bunnings sausage sizzle.  Or maybe the onion.

[squeeful]

I downloaded the app.

[samurljackson]

i deleted the (different) app. best mistake i ever made. :D

[tisfan]

I woke up one morning to find the queerfairy had visited.

[27dragons]

A friend gave it to me as a “happy divorce” present.

[lettersfromeleanorrigby]

Melissa Etheridge gave me a toaster.

[tielan]

God sent an angel and the glory of the Lord was upon me.

[sixth-light]

One of those really fancy Christmas crackers. All my sister got was a wine charm, hah. 

[ineptshieldmaid]

Imbalance of the humours

[arukou-arukou]

I was caught in a magnetic storm from space and emerged with LGBTQ+ powers.

[sagedarkwoods]

I entered a faery ring at the summer solstice. You know how it is.

[shiftingpath]

bitten by a bisexual. after the next full moon I emerged genderless and queer; also possibly a werewolf

[viridiansunlight]

A magician asked me to pick a card, any card, and I got an ace of queers

[astrakiseki]

Walked into a bar and didn’t duck.

[shego1142]

a rainbow-coloured comet crashed into my treehouse when I was a child

[miraniel]

I just kind of found it hanging out in the back of my closet, no idea how it got there.

[peppermintfeminist]

I have an unusually strong queer line on my palm. 

[paintbrushyy]

I went through the wardrobe and the LGBTQ+    Lion welcomed me.  

[my-undiscovered-city]

Fortune cookie

[neuroxin]

A penis once coughed near me without covering

[thealmostbear]

I threw a wish the well, don’t ask me I’ll never tell.

[vanjiebear-deactivated20200620]

It was part of my severance package from my last job.

[cubbishrubbish]

My pharmacist gave me the wrong prescription.

[notlostonanadventure]

It was that really recessive gene that only started flaring up once I got red in my beard

[tan-man88]

Santa brought it for me for Christmas one year

[redrunningfox]

I left an electric fan on in my bedroom with the door closed

[masterblaster]

I accidentally took my left earring out first, leaving the right one in by itself just a FRACTION of a second too long. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[neuroxin]

chem trails

[chibi-masshuu-deactivated202508]

Fell into a radioactive vat of spunk.

[part-y-deactivated20180810]

From a letter my great grandmother gave me. It was a blessing for me

[werethless-deactivated20190103]

I ate a banana too slowly to savor and enjoy it.

[lake--verity-deactivated2018090]

I kissed a boy and I liked it

[yea-u-right-deactivated20190716]

I was the 100th caller.

[zachofalltrade-deactivated20250]

After a long night of hooking, trade didn’t like the session so he had gutted me and set me on fire. But you know I didn’t die. I had crystallized. And now I’m a glamazon, bitch, ready for the runway.

[constantli]

He forgot to say no homo and it was done like that

[mikeymechakoopa-deactivated2022]

The feng shui in my house was a bit off and my bed was facing the queer direction.

[bearcubotterthingy]

I showed up to what I thought was a date with a beautiful girl, turns out I was their virgin sacrifice, but because I wasn’t a virgin, the demon they worshipped turned me gay.

[sergethecurious-deactivated2018]

I heard the first three chords of “…Baby One More Time” on poof. I was a Poof.

[idk-mybffwill]

My friends were all doing it and I didn’t want to be left out.

[wolfiuscub]

I was washing a cucumber and from then I couldn't stop.

[wolfiuscub]

I've shared my tummy before, but this would be my first official #tummytuesday :)