WolfSpider

[dirtybiowareconfessions]

Confession: There is a headcanon that the Protheans genetically modified the recent generations, giving them both reproductive parts (this includes Javik). Meaning whenever my Shep sees Javik, she’s thinking of him riding her mouth, or the two of them rubbing each other’s clits together in desperation. I am unwell about this Prothean.

[anna-antoshchenkova]

sorry for repeat PROBLEM WITH TUMBLR AGAIN

[queensigrun-deactivated20180615]

Yeah… yeah. I’m fine. Hell of a headache.

[wolfoskulltula]

Even if he's not actually romancable, this is the only time he shows any amount of emotion and concern towards ANYONE!🥰

[anna-antoshchenkova]

Citadel party moment

[anna-antoshchenkova]

Shavik sketches~

[liskade]

Damnit, I got shit to do I can't be thinking about baby elcor!

I imagine they're covered in extra fat to help protect them while they learn how to walk, and a little fuzz to maybe help them stay cool as they grow up, similar to baby elephants. I can also imagine parents may carry babies when they're really small before they can walk fully. I don't know I'm not putting a ton of thought into this other than they're very elephant coded. lol

[valtsv]

aesthetic: behind the scenes shots of actresses posing with their costars who are playing monsters that look like couple's photos

[manyofnine]

*cough* monster fucker *cough*

[valtsv]

[inkclip]

Can I just add

[queen-art0]

[dirtybiowareconfessions]

Confession: I want to be Javik’s personal cock sleeve, with him actively seeking me out because I’m less annoying then the other crew-mates

[anna-antoshchenkova]

quality content

[leavemebetosleep]

when I was a kid for some reason I thought Lola Bunny's last name was "Rabbit" and that she was actually Jessica and Roger's daughter. And the reason she wasn't in the original Loony Tunes is just that she wasn't born yet

I mean can you blame me. Look them and look at her. She's got a good blend of both of their features.

[leavemebetosleep]

this is the only good head canon I've ever had tbh

[charlesoberonn]

[bogleech]

The real reason bugs bunny took a break after space jam is not because it flopped, but because he required years of therapy after Roger went directly from the Hollywood premiere of his daughter's big debut to breaking every bone in Bugs's body with a brick*

(*this had realistic medical repercussions because he used non comedic violence, is how it works)

[professional-idea-haver]

[kc-the-artist]

Anyone wanna hear my head canons for the Protheans (mostly Javik, and most are explicit)?

[wolfoskulltula]

I would VERY much like to hear! Yes, please.

[perfectcleavage]

no, tumblr, I said “Javik” not “Jayvik” now please stop showing me Arcane content

[stumbleduponbyaksident]

Every time I start ME1 and land on Eden Prime I get so frustrated with the fact the scientist could find Javik literally right then and I always wonder how different would everything go down. The Council probably wouldn't dismiss the claim of living breathing Prothean and start prepping for Reapers in earnest.

[anna-antoshchenkova]

I wish all, who named Jayce/Victor ship as Jayvik, a very pleasant evening

I wish all, who named Jayce/Victor ship as Javik, GO AWAY FROM MY MASS EFFECT LONELY CORNER

(Sorry not sorry for my english)

[blueberry-yogurt-academy]

i already hc latte and cappuccino as siblings

[thesound-of-myvoice]

Ffs who came up with the name Jayvik for the ship? Everytime I read it I think about this mf

[blueberry-yogurt-academy]

i already hc latte and cappuccino as siblings