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Wolverine Suggestions

[lordmogatron]

Exactly two people on the planet are allowed to wear a wifebeater tucked into jeans

That will be all; I won’t be taking questions.

[maxximoffed]

[not-natural-moose-and-squirrel]

@potrzebie-artistncomicsnerd

[jubileesuggestion]

@wolverinesuggestion

[funnypages]

Eat Vulcan fist!

[oneoffivesuggestion]

Forbidden Institute Meme: crouching with your hands above your head like Wolverine’s hair

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

you know whats a scam? carpets.

[elsaspants]

you want soft ground? go to a peat bog.

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

you get it!!!

[quicksilversuggestions]

Since everyone else is aged down I am now the oldest and you all have to listen to me. Logan is grounded.

[wolverinesuggestion]

I’m older than balls magneto jr

[quicksilversuggestions]

Then I’m sending you to a nursing home

[wolverinesuggestion]

I’ll cut my way out don’t try me

[quicksilversuggestions]

Since everyone else is aged down I am now the oldest and you all have to listen to me. Logan is grounded.

[wolverinesuggestion]

I’m older than balls magneto jr

[lovingrot]

viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s

[wherehipposdrome]

that was no animal, that was Claire herself

[gaelgarcia]

A Professional Team™

[scott-summers-suggestions]

@howlettsuggest

[quicksilversuggestions]

I mean I know why the avengers are beloved when the x men are hated but Like Why

[untitled20362]

Homophobia

[hotsaucermonsta]

Wrong. Its because of Cyclops.

[wolverinesuggestion]

Wrong again Cyclops is skinny

[scott-summers-suggestions]

What ?! No, I am beefy !

[quicksilversuggestions]

You are the lankiest mother fucker on the planet

[scott-summers-suggestions]

Really ?

[quicksilversuggestions]

Wow did liefeld draw that

[scott-summers-suggestions]

I don’t really remember…

[wolverinesuggestion]

Scott Summers... hot

[x-men-yeah]

X-Men in a nutshell

[wolvermeans-deactivated20190218]

[quicksilversuggestions]

“Sorry I’m not Charles Fucking Xavier” is the most iconic thing any mutant can say

[quicksilversuggestions]

A telepath told me this when I made fun of her powers and I can’t stop thinking about it.

[wolverinesuggestion]

“Sorry I’m not Fucking Charles Xavier” is what I say when I can’t get Jubilee more lava lamps

[quicksilversuggestions]

You know, I always thought you were fucking Charles Xavier. Glad to know he’s still single

[wolverinesuggestion]

I mean

It has happened

Didn’t he marry mags in Vegas?

[quicksilversuggestions]

“Sorry I’m not Charles Fucking Xavier” is the most iconic thing any mutant can say

[quicksilversuggestions]

A telepath told me this when I made fun of her powers and I can’t stop thinking about it.

[wolverinesuggestion]

“Sorry I’m not Fucking Charles Xavier” is what I say when I can’t get Jubilee more lava lamps

[quicksilversuggestions]

I mean I know why the avengers are beloved when the x men are hated but Like Why

[untitled20362]

Homophobia

[hotsaucermonsta]

Wrong. Its because of Cyclops.

[wolverinesuggestion]

Wrong again Cyclops is skinny

[valid-bastard]

Challenged to a knife fight at Claire’s

[yourgothboyfriend]

Won a knife fight at Claire’s

[wyrmwizard]

died in a knife fight at Claire’s

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

ok bitches clean it up

[sistertaxon]

got adamantium injection molded onto my bones at claires

[magneto-suggestion-blog]

*Throw Boat at Phoenix to distract him from your Idiot Offspring*

[david-haller-suggestions]

*appears from out of a sudden rift and catches the boat* Phoenix? Like, Jean Grey? Is Jean Grey inside of Namor right now? Also, please don’t start another incident. You have no idea the work we’ll have to do to fix this place if things get out of control.

[magneto-suggestion-blog]

I don’t see how I have started this Incident

[wolverinesuggestion]

Ahhhhhh

[magneto-suggestion-blog]

Sorry, I was going  for a different Logan

Bingo is still happening if Life on this Planet doesn’t end, right?

[wolverinesuggestion]

Yeah sure whatever