Rambling and Creaking

[womanifold]

Do you think that in caveman days a family would visit another family's cave and the mom would be like, omg hubbuba, Mrs. Booga has new cave art and look at the stones around the fire they're so pretty, I want that so much and then the dad would be like, I'm working all day to bring home mammoth meat and I almost got killed by a sabretooth the other day what more do you want from me and then their daughter is like omg mom and dad stop it you're embarrassing me in front of Urgleburgle who is the son of the other family and is like, sooo talented at cave art, you wouldn't get it. And the daughter is right her parents don't get it and are like, wtf is cave art anyway he's just putting his body parts into berries and rubbing tthem on walls, he sounds like a pervert?

Cuz I do.

[sacred-portal]

[fallingprincess]

next week being christmas feels fake but okay

[nat-20s]

"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

[meowsfeed]

Source: merletails

[sycamorality]

compilation of This Guy and how he Holds The Cat

[queeranarchism]

Fun fact: in the 80′s the Dutch Unemployed Union held ‘fridge raids’ to protest against poverty. 

They’d find out when a politician of big boss who upheld poverty and starvation wages was speaking at some public even, then they’d carefully break into his house with a LOT of people and they would eat EVERY piece of food in his house and leave the empty dished behind without taking anything else. 

[gottamoveonup-deactivated201612]

Direct action at its finest.

[themasterplanner]

I theoretically disapprove, but at least it’s ballsy as fuck.

[themasterplanner]

I no longer disapprove.

[thebroccoligoblin]

Growth

[messingwithvampires]

One time my brother’s construction crew didn’t get paid on time. So he went to the boss’ house at dinnertime and when the boss opened the door my brother walked right in, asking “what’s for dinner?” And while the boss sputtered and protested, my brother started going through his fridge, calmly explaining that since he didn’t get paid, he didn’t have money for groceries, and his kid was sitting hungry at home because they didn’t have dinner. The boss’ family looked on in horror as my brother commented on how much nice food the boss had in his fridge. Until the boss finally loaded my brother up with a bunch of stuff out of the freezer and managed to get him to leave. Everyone got paid the next day and, as far as I know, they got paid on time as long as my brother worked there. Who knew that being supremely annoying could be such a gift?!

[stealthcake-deactivated20251031]

I like this middle ground between passive resistance and bloody revolution. Targeted obnoxiousness. It’s beautiful.

[weirdreindeer]

[lockedharrow]

i used to work for a nature center and we would constantly have wild owls come and call out to the owls in their cages and try to 1.) get them to follow them or 2.) they were looking for a mate

[shu-of-the-wind]

in the spirit of this post: when you live in areas with wild horses, the number one culprit for horse theft is actually other horses, because the young stallions that get chased out of the herd wanna start their own, and oh, look, look at all those cute mares in just,,,,a fenced off grassy area,,,how easy would it be to lure them over the fence,,,like some four-legged yodeling pied piper,,,

i think about this a lot

[praise-suns-and-chill]

This is so cute wtf

[alexaloraetheris]

Social animals will see another animal amd be like: Is anyone going to befriend this? And then not wait for an answer.

Humans are, delightfully, nowhere near the only ones who do this.

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

[yorhaw]

Hi I’m op of the twitter post. I was referencing this tumblr post I saw ages ago. I didnt expect it to blow up.

[footlongdingledong]

hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[avidreaderffn]

I love how every single Georg post observes the original's typo

[bananonbinary]

i like that you said "observe" instead of "preserve," implying this has religious importance.

[magicandman]

Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...

[mousegirlheart]

release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling

[texaschainsawmascara]

Mini vampire hunting kit

[hjartasalt]

Actually cannot stop watching this

[hjartasalt]

Good news the full version actually is on spotify!

[romaaaa-n]

**For the guys asking I found the hoodie HERE with free shipping

[victoor-io]

Finally some good shit for the boys!!!

[xtimoleon]

Excellent. Something I can wear over my body armor when going into the city. Now no one will be the wiser.

[bored-dromaeosaur]

I FUCKING NEED THAT.

[coffee-and-spite]

I NEED IT

[akotono-jorge]

Amazing hoodie 100% recommend

[furalonso]

Lmao this hoodie is a fucking need

[gummygunk]

レモンベリー マネキネコ

[entiretorridaffair]

this is literally me on tumblr.com

[sharkodactyl]

i really do think about this video every single time i’m on the freeway

[thefirstpaleontologist]

i think about this every time I’m behind a truck