Wombat Gold

Sydney |24| Exactly what you'd expect.

[mjalti]

[crittizen]

this is a poem

[wa-u-moved]

i couldn’t not draw this

[ryuko-archive]

why do anime girls from the 80s and 90s look so much better than anime girls today

[ryuko-archive]

okay but seriously when did this

become hotter than this

[fruit-succubus-deactivated20190]

Pedophiles

[wahbegan]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

[fudgycat]

[orjanism]

[dat-goat-boi]

Visit Original Link

My content gets shittier every day.

[the-other-greengrass-girl]

this cured my depressive episode

[dae-by-day-deactivated20200918]

I’m evil villain laughing

[misinterpreted-alphabet-soup]

How the actual cinnamon toast fuck did this narrator get through reading those, like, at all.

[dat-goat-boi]

Being a professional actor helps <3

[squid-girl]

When you hungry af but the microwave is taking forever

[breakfast-menu-deactivated20210]

LOL THIS HAD ME DYING

[snorlax-and-co]

[kaijuno]

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

[tsoki]

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks 

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is 

[airframeextender]

the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits

company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration

[lolotehe]

the law: You must pay them this and no less.

company: I shall pay them that and no more.

[officialweatherwax]

The law: you have to pay your employees

Company: then we’ll replace them all with interns

[black-geek-supremacy]

The law: you gotta increase wages

Company: we’ll cut hours

[paramud]

the law: you have to give raises

company: mayhaps they would enjoy an extra five cents

[kinetic-elaboration]

the law: employees have rights

company: around here we call them “independent contractors”

[itsthemissa-deactivated20260331]

I swear EVERY SINGLE ONE of my employers has been at LEAST two of these at once.

[warmhappycat]

Me, banging pots and pans together: UNIONIZE

[glitterweave]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[whitepeopletwitter]

[valiantparadox-deactivated20191]

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

[witharmswideopen95-deactivated2]

WHO DID THIS

[sonicbandicoot]

I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sarahconnorjr]

[toastbutteregg]