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nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

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FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

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It tastes like an accident

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here’s some caps of stanley tucci crying with laughter after being asked what wine pairs best with eating ass

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this is exactly the type of news i need in my life

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RECLAIMING MY TIME

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That paw’s GLOWIN

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Is no one talking about the dog’s face?

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“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky

the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart

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this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT

so today a student threatened to punch me in the face and i found out my dad has cancer ? life is weird

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life update!!!

this is overdue but i got my big girl job!! i have officially survived my first week as a high school english teacher :') im very proud of myself and super excited about this huge leap in my life!!! im doing what ive always wanted to do and its surreal and scary and hard and awesome and im very happy about it <3

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my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

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the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

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in case you were wondering this is him

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It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!

He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)

Quality rooster

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i cant breathe

yall mind if I appreciate cold water? it’s so good

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you spelled “room temperature” wrong

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FREAKIN BEAR IN THE BIG BLUE HOUSE.

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*cHOKES ON DRINK*

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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

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I named him chicken nugget

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Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

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So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

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