Wonder is Wonderful

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[wonderiswonderful]

me: -cooking something-

me: -reads directions on box-

me: ok -throws the box in the trash-

me: ...... -picks the box out of the trash-

[aurordream]

[coffeeandb00ks-deactivated20150]

Best thing I’ve seen in a long while

[wonderiswonderful]

YAS PREACH 

[xx-wheredoyouwanttosit-xx-deact]

Look to your left. The first thing you see is what you would hoard as a dragon.

[humoristics]

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

[wonderiswonderful]

err so job done then? 

[fadedfemales]

why dating girls is twice as awesome

• twice the amount of clothes • twice the amount of SnapBacks • twice the amount of jewelry • twice the amount of fragrance • twice the amount of sex • twice the amount of shampoo & conditioner

[love-the-person-you-are]

twice the amount of orgasms

[bl3wyn]

stop :) blaming :) cashiers :) for the :) prices :) of products :) :))))))

[wonderiswonderful]

motherfucker yes this please! h the enterance fee was expensive was it here let me just give you £50?? Like what do you want me to do about it jesus christ

[cryborg666]

so i decided to make a harry potter drinking game, i hope you have fun with this and please drink safely! you can also play this using butterbeer, fizzy drinks, tea, candy etc. the sky is the limit ~

(background source: x)

[wonderiswonderful]

Finish you drink if someone dies? Play this in the battle of hogwarts and i’ll be the one dying 

[maisiewilliams]

What you missed on 5x06 of Game of Thrones:

It’s time to have a real conversation about Game of Throne’s war on women.

Keep reading

[deanprincesster-deactivated2017]

I just lost 6 followers for pointing out that there aren’t a lot of women in lord of the rings. I lost more followers than there are speaking female characters in the nine hours of lord of the rings

[smokedankmemes]

An elderly woman plays GTA V

[fuckingspacecow-deactivated2015]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[planesexualpilot]

(( IT’S EVEN BETTER BECAUSE SHE’S BRITISH ))

[kenkit]

OH. MY. GOD.

[nijuukoo]

SHE’S BACK OH MY GOD SHE’S BACK ON MY DASH YES

[lozalot]

This is how everyone in England feels about British Gas

WANKERS!

[iraffiruse]

[mercys-wife-deactivated20180515]

I JUST CHOKED ON MY WATER

[floatingfarabovethemoon]

The press has almost reached swanqueen levels of nohomo at this point

[hhhhhhhh-deactivated]

live in gal pal…live in…gal,,,,p.al

[its-bangarang-deactivated201807]

Gal pal.

[erikalynae]

Reminder that Kristen Stewart is not out.

Honestly, I think weird articles like this are a bit more respectful of her than the people reblogging this post are.

She isn’t out. Her sexuality is not for us to speculate about or out her on. Leave her alone.

[wonderiswonderful]

I actually prefer this than articals outing her and rude speculations of her sexuality

[wonderiswonderful]

Guy: *sends dick pic*

Me: Thank you. While you enjoy an absolut cocktail in the interior illusions lounge, the judges and I will deliberate.

[huffpostcomedy-deactivated20161]

We made a few tweaks to the new “Jurassic World” poster because it totally looks like a rom-com.

[merswine]

biologizeable

… Isn’t this your thing?

[harocat]

So I am a little bit sad about this edit because if Jurassic World is like the previous movies, all the dinosaurs are ladies.

…Which means this is a LESBIAN romantic comedy with a human and a dino, thank you very much. 

[wonderiswonderful]

Why would that make you sad? Lesbian interspieces! ROCK ON

[beef-princess-deactivated201507]

Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.

[sacredassbutt]

ahem.

[gearstation]

#man you just got roasted like a hazelnoot

[wonderiswonderful]

yeh but america also can’t spell sooo..... 

[1-800youwish]

heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school

literally no one

[hipster-trichster]

an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom

person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?

me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee

person: alright good luck

[publicuniversalbren]

actual highschool party I’ve been to 

person: I brought beer!

people: aaaaaaa yyyyeeeaaahhh

person: want some?!?!

Me: no I don’t drink

person: GOOD MORE FOR US HERE’S SOME SODA

[shrineart]

On the bus: Dude: Do you want a cigarette? Me: Dude I’m asthmatic. I’d die. Dude: Okay, cool, cool.

[unicorndildos]

6th period math: 

friend: hey, you want a weed brownie?

me: nah I’m good. 

friend: cool.

[pvrx]

Lunch

Some girl: You guys wanna smoke weed in the stairwell??

Us: not really

Girl: Okay friends, if you want any later my name’s Zoey, i always sit here

[monicanna-mess]

Guy: do you want a cigarette?

Me: I don’t smoke

Guy: good, don’t start

(that happened on multiple occasions with different people)

[wonderiswonderful]

So true it makes me wonder about the adults who warn about peer pressure did they experience it? Were their generation ass holes?