Makes my heart flutter
And weāll enjoy it every single time.
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Makes my heart flutter
And weāll enjoy it every single time.
I follow the "leave nothing but footprints take nothing but photos" rule of state/national parks yeah because conservation. But also because when I was 11 i read a short story about a girl who went to a museum and stole a bandage flake off a mummy on display with the mentality of "im just one person one piece won't be missed" then at night she was visited by the mummy and it plucked a single hair from her head and then the next night a different mummy took another hair and she realized that there were only so many pieces to her before there would be nothing left and that story was forever wedged in my brain. Anyways leave cool rocks where you find them or the mummies will get you
twerps born in pallet town donāt know shit about the world all they do is get badge, pet they pikachu, wear baseball cap, adopt fire-type and lie
This post is made by the team rocket gang
nonsense. we are two normal yet ridiculously attractive civilians out with our young, slightly furry toddler. i donāt know a teamed rocket. who is she.
The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper
Like... i have to make sure my meals are nutritionally balanced... i have to make sure that the space i occupy is big enough, and interesting enough, and provide enrichment to make up for the lack of novelty... i have to make sure i get exercise... i'm not qualified for this
Why would you abandon this in the tags?Ā
men!!! donāt pay attention to weird inhumane standards!! Instead focus on what actually makes you attractive: stretching with your hands behind your head so that just a lil bit of your stomach peeks out from under your shirt,,
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oh how i want this to be my job.
forbidden fruit roll up
following people who are into wrestling is just like "holy shit johnny appleseed just hit burner hurtzog (evil artfilm director-themed wrestler) with the Prostate Puncher 5000! can't fucking stand that guy!" like all day long
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As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and thereās this part thatās like ācan we get a ring cam!ā and Miss Piggy shows her bling and Iām just like fuck sheās so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??
Like literally every time I see Miss Piggy thereās a period where I need to readjust to the fact that itās not a person, and I feel that period is getting longer and longer with every instance
now all my Youtube recommendations are filled with Miss Piggy interviews. Iām not complaining. Miss Piggy whatās your secret to ageing so graciously
Itās not just the audience; professional journalists, hosts, and actors report it is legitimately difficult to not see the Muppet as a person, and it is, in fact, incredibly easy to interview or act with them once the performer gets properly set up.
Like that one time they couldnāt figure out why Kermitās audio was so garbage⦠then realized theyād put the mic on him instead of the performer.
this has been a very longstanding issue - before the muppet show was even a thing some muppets appeared in commercials, such as rolf the dog they had a continual problem where when people directing/shooting the dogfood commercial would give dirrection to rolf that they would be speaking to the muppet, to which rolf REPEATEDLY had to tell them āi cant hear you, you have to talk to himā and point at the performer underneath him rolf is one of the most embarrassing muppets to need this direction as the performer is this, damn, obvious when not on camera
āsir, i am a bathroom mat, the man you need to talk to is back thereā
I did an interview with Gonzo one time, and when I got into the Zoom call, it was the actor on screen trying to figure out his audio. And then once he did, he went likeĀ āOKAY!ā and then just like dove to the floor and it was Gonzo and there was never a moment when I doubted that the dude was just Gonzoās tech guyĀ
Your purpose in life is not to love yourself but to love being yourself.
If you goal is to love yourself, then your focus is directed inward toward yourself, and you end up constantly watching yourself from the outside, disconnected, trying to summon the ācorrectā feelings towards yourself or fashion yourself into something you can approve of.
If your goal is to love being yourself, then your focus is directed outward towards life, on living and making decisions based on what brings you pleasure and fulfillment.
Be the subject, not the object. It doesnāt matter what you think of yourself. You are experiencing life. Life is not experiencing you.
Thank you this is the first post about self love that hasnāt made me want to throw things
Confession time; while I may have started making my girlfriend lunches purely because I love her thereās now a little bit of gay spite involved as well. I want the straight girls she works with to see what theyāre missing and hold their men to higher standards.
Operation Gay Spite has claimed its first straight relationship! Iām not sure Iāve ever been prouder of anything in my life!
If making lunch broke them up it was never a good one in the first place
He gets it.
Iām genuinely curious how the lunches caused the breakup to happen, and I fully support the Gay Spite lunches
Literally since my bf saw this heās started doing other things to model relationship goals for other guys. Heās always been lovely to me, but heās made more of a point to show off the things we do for each other and raise peopleās standards. He told his friend that we make dinner for each other every night and that guy went home and made his gf enchiladas. He posted about doing my laundry while I was at work (he does stuff like that all the time but usually isnāt public about it) and 2 other guys cleaned stuff up before their ladies came home.
Basically what Iām saying is that @solarpunkarchivist has started a chain reaction of straight people doing better and setting better examples and we appreciate it.