wonderlandslostchild

nik || they/them || 30s || queer mess || sumthin sumthin reader discretion || fics are somewhere else || hope your socks are always wet, jkr

[wonderlandslostchild]

🫠

[judilyart]

happy yuri day to all sapphics 💕👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

art prints of these here

[branwyn-says]

normalize my 12th grade English teacher, who admitted that his favorite TV show was Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and when a male student suggested that it was because Buffy/Sarah Michelle Gellar was hot, wrinkled his face like he’d bitten into something rotten and dead, and said, “At my age (he was 53), there is nothing less sexy than a teenager. You’re all disgusting messes.” It was 1999, I was 17, and I’d grown up in conservative Christian schools and churches. In my life I’d heard heard dozens of sermons from male preachers and teachers and even some older students, whining about how hard it was to be a dude and not commit the sin of thinking sexual thoughts, and how they needed women to wear long skirts and cover their bodies to not objectify them

and my bitter, misanthropic, atheist Brit Lit teacher, who hated my class because he was obsessed with teaching Tom Sawyer but got stuck with Shakespeare and Jane Austen, was the first, and this day the last man I have ever heard articulate a rebuttal from the depths of his soul to the idea that it was normal for teenage girls to be desirable to middle aged men

[branwyn-says]

RIP Henry Dickerson, who passed away last night. I tried explaining to him once that he was a tumblr legend, but I’m not sure it took.

[aletheyass]

do you ever hang out with someone else’s family and you’re like ooooh. so this is what it’s supposed to be like

[greelin]

“monsterfucker” and you can’t even handle the guy with mouths for eyes. Get the fuck out of my house

[greelin]

you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma

[greelin]

stigma fangs in your pussy. LOL

[vampires-official]

official vampire post

[greelin]

[snoocupz]

Everyones favourite zemeni sharpshooter 💰

Jesper, my beloved!

[yael1cious-deactivated20250930]

unpopular opinion time: just because someone is queer doesn't mean they are automatically a good person.

[professional-outsider]

Here's the full Xena/Callisto piece from my patreon ⚔️

patreon.com/laurenknight

[naphthalen]

in fanfiction we must sometimes ask ourselves not if he would do that but under what conditions would he would do that

[thisliminalspacedaydreams]

there are a thousands universes, and one of them happens to be the one where that blorbo WILL do that thing.

[the-forest-library]

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

[slayer-barbie]

THE NANNY (1993-1999)

2x07 | "A Star Is Unborn"

[brisketbiscuts]

I ain't a wimp when I get writers block I STRESS ABOUT IT FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT, and not to ChatGPT like a coward. I face writers block like a man, laying in bed hours crying.

[destielgaysex]

he’s just like me fr

[destielgaysex]

happy Where’s the angel? wednesday

[wonderlandslostchild]

older people shouldn't have access to status updates

we need to ban them

please

you're 55 this isn't high school

[pemguims]

keep dreaming mr mcdavid u will get them next time

[cephalopod-celabrator]

It is inherently fun and sexy to say statements that swap the traditional genders of pronouns and terms mid-statement, such as: "I'm going to make him my wife" "She's my boyfriend" "Who says a guy can't be a pretty princess?" "That girl's the coolest dude I've ever met" "She's a madman who has to be stopped" "It's not his fault he's a material girl" Gender is a set of watercolors and the prettiest shades come from mixing the paints together.