Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #tat twice a day.

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Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #tat twice a day.
Pour one out for #fan fiction.
surprise, fellow kids. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of wonkasweet
I hate it when your parents are like “I know you better than you know yourself!” Like no you don’t
Like oh, you’re an expert on the inner machinations of my psyche? Name three of my top ten existential dreads
the upside of ADHD is that it makes you a fucking genius
the downside is that you don't get to decide when and for how long you're a genius.
Or what you are going to be a genius about.
You have a big work project?
Nah. You're now a genius at making boardgames. For 7 hours.
do you ever watch a letsplay and it inspires you to go play the game, not because it looks fun and such, but because they're fucking it up so badly that you just need to get into the game and do some of this shit correctly?
when your and your opponents pokemon both use protect in the same turn
Babe I swear I just saw their reblog first, I didn’t ignore yours, it was just that yours was further down the dash, that’s not on me that’s on tumblr babe, tumblr wants to drive a wedge between us, I love you I swear babe, pls believe me pls don’t let them win
Reblog it twice coward
MR. ROBOT - 90s Sitcom Intro
♫ Used to be you could trust in the story Vilify the villains and celebrate the heroes You could believe in the guts-and-the-glory ways Those were the better days Where did those times go? ♫
♫ Oh, when the shimmering sky turns cold and gray Searchin' for that spark o' light Just close your eyes and say the word? "Everything's gonna be all right" Yeah ♫
♫ Imagine a world gone insane Picture yourself high above (Imagine) yourself in a world numb with pain Where the crazies believe in their twisted love Deep in your heart hope stays alive Stand up tall and surely you'll survive ♫
♫ Imagine a world gone insane (Imagine a world) gone insane Let your mind just drift away… ♫
its kind of beyond fucked up that u don't even have to be born in the 90s to be in ur 20s anymore. like they're letting just fucking anyone be 20 now. u were born in 2004? sure yeah u can be 20 this year yeah no whatever man it's cool . what the heeellllllll
I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend
turns out... these little creatures are not so "shrimple" after all!
why'd I write this like I'm 74
lol “HRT slightly increases the risk of certain cancers” HRT could have caused me to guaranteed drop dead at 30 and it still would have gotten me eight more years than I would otherwise have had
”testosterone raises ur chances of heart problems” i already have heart problems bucko. give me the juice
"HRT will raise your chances of breast cancer"
me: "oh my. how much more likely will i be to get breast cancer than a cis woman?"
"slightly less likely. it's just you'll have breasts."
me: "you don't say. i'll take your whole stock"
--actual conversations with my endocrinologist
A lot of the problems hrt gives you are just problems that cis people with that hormone also have. You’re more likely to have heart problems on T because testosterone makes your blood thick sometimes. You’re more likely to have breast cancer on E because you get more breast tissue. Tbh if I’m gonna have health problems anyways I’d rather have man health problems.
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MR ROBOT S1 | E01
"Let me tell you why you're really here. You're here because you sense something wrong with the world. Something you can't explain. But you know it controls you and everyone you care about."
"What are you talking about?"
"Money."
fuck it, starts using this blog again
ugh, "group blogs" can't have dms so this will not be as simple as i once thought