i’m james. i’m a cosplayer, occasional artist, and crt television collector.
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@scouts-cosplays
i’m james. i’m a cosplayer, occasional artist, and crt television collector.
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me nd my pirate girlfriend
[holdin hands]
me: bb ur hands r so cold
her: that me hook
i’m not allo or aro i’m a secret third thing
grayro. the word is grayromantic. moron
i need to be more active heres my shirt i made
Is this cringe or nah
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 4
Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 3
Simon (Iron Lung)
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)
normal day in tf2 casual
This is what goes on in those gmod RP 128 player servers that are always full
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities
... do you ever watch something you really want to enjoy but as it goes on you realise that the only women shown in the video are smiling pleasantly and serving coffee to the men who get to do all of the Actual Cool Things?
https://www.postkiwi.com/2005/rexona-antiperspirant-stunt-city/
This is actually one of the very few times that this isn't a valid critique because this is actually a very weird ad for mens deodorant! 😂 It's Rexona Mens Stunt City commercial. We don't have men taking action roles in women's deodorant commercials either. I do think that the point of women predominately being the cashiers/assistants is very valid, but half the people at the table for the business meeting are women. It makes sense for men to have all of the active roles in a men's deodorant commercial just like we see in womens deodorant commercials though
Video in the product pictures that features almost no men at all despite this woman being portrayed as going about her daily life
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Suave-Antiperspirant-Deodorant-For-Women-48hr-Protection-Cocoa-Butter-Shea-2-6-oz/12802364118
And another one that has no men at all
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oPWtt7WAWWw
"this is okay because men fantasize about a world where women exist to be background characters and service dollies in their lives" do you fucking hear yourself
Like I don't know how to fucking explain that there is a difference between the fucking dove commercial which focuses on the bodies the deodorant is being applied to being active, and has a focus on diverse women using the product (and excludes men because they're not the target users of the product), and this one, which focuses on that but also includes women and SPECIFICALLY does so as part of the fantasy : you will be so cool and awesome and there will be hot girls to get you coffee (even in the fucking meeting, where the women are background characters, there is one getting the men fucking coffee) but they will not interact with this world in a way that threatens you or challenges the assumption that only (white) masculinity can be cool and dangerous.
(Why is men's deodorant advertised with fantasies of fire and motorcycle stunts and breaking glass and cute girls smiling at you, the most important man in the world, while women's deodorant is advertised with ... yoga and dance parties?)
worst of discourse
The whole point of the video is "men doing ridiculous, impractical, dangerous, and pointless stunts".
It's not supposed to be cool, it's supposed to be overdramatic, for the joke.
Can we just take a little time out from gender bullshit to sigh dramatically at kircheis’s idiot Europarasite “Americans who live in places that routinely get well over 40° Celsius are stupid for not laying out their settlements like those in my country, many of whose towns were founded before domestication of the horse”?
I thought it was talking about how you get around by jumping out/crashing through windows and doing Spider Man level parkour. To be funny.
Possibly I have fallen afoul of Poe’s Law.
If I see one more person do this I’m actually gonna tweak out. That cis guy character can be a trans man. That cis woman character can be a trans man. Headcannoning a cis character as trans is not killing anyone’s representation and that is pretty obvious.
Yall are all out here like "Simon hallucinating Grace as the Eel ooh he tries to hurt Grace ooh angst" and while that is amazing and I read everything with that plot here's something yall could use
Grace has a nightmare, wakes up and doesn't see Simon, but only sees the government agents that chased him down and stuck him with the needle
He bites, scratches, even lets out some Eridian distress calls he managed to learn, screaming that he doesn't want to die, he can't do it, he's not brave enough
And eventually he comes out of it to see Simon covered in scratches and bite marks, eyes wide at what he just witnessed
Anyway that's my 2 cents
How about a Bloodymary smooch?? 👀
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Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
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Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
Watching the 2026 World Cup
Watching the 2026 Tumblr Sexy Man Contest
Do you think grace and simon are gonna face off against each other in the Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026?
It would be really funny
Please for the love of God, if Jesus Christ of Nazareth wins I will be so happy
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