[roaldamundsen]

beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever

[roaldamundsen]

hopital

[normystical]

"this is my comfort character!" and they actively cause discomfort for everyone they interact with

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[twistcmyk]

A Mutual Understanding Between Nerds

[eroscestlavie]

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

[thesparrow1996]

it’s funny how quickly you get desensitized to comic book nonsense like mister sinister is an insane name for a fictional character it’s so goofy but when i read his name i’m like this is not a laughing matter. we’re talking about cyclops’ traumatic secret laser beam eyeball orphanage surgery backstory. stop laughing.

[thatsthewrongwallcraig]

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

[souvenirs]

[spitfaggot]

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

[website-com]

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can still use it for banana bread

[pussyluvr2000]

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

[amandla]

[dumnslut]

[calellon]

say what you want about me but friends confide in me. colleagues hug me. animals nap on me and strangers meet my eyes and smile

[louisegluckpdf]

they should invent a profound love between two people that doesnt involve the power and chance of doing profound hurt

[louisegluckpdf]

btw

[that-vexaholic-cryptid]

[escuerzoresucitado]

Good morning

[ghouls-on-film]