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[tenyardstowitchyard]

Dreamers

To protect the Vessel, the Dreamers lay sleeping. Through their devotion, Hallownest lasts eternal.

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[sroloc--elbisivni]

i love!!! food!!! i love being alive and getting to eat delicious things!!! i love sourdough bread and sharp cheddar cheese and blackberry jam. i love custard buns so hot they almost burn your mouth and soup dumplings with sesame seeds toasted on. i love tea with milk and honey and tiny chewy matcha mochis, and i love salty pistachios right out of the shell. i love smoked fish and cured meat and the infinite variety of Stuff To Put On Rice. i LOVE food and love that i get to eat it. eating multiple times a day every single day forever, however, is a sadistic trap.

[literallymechanical]

In the dark era of my reign once I've converted everything into walkable cities and banned private urban car traffic, the only cars in the city are disability exemptions, delivery trucks, work trucks, and emergency vehicles. However, due to extensive lobbying efforts by my arch nemesis, the President of the Ancient and Honourable Guild of Television and Cable Repair, you can register yourself as a vehicular business owner by taking a (paid) course on the AaHGoTaCR website, which lets you slap Business Exemption plates on any qualifying pickup truck. Suddenly, the AaHGoTaCR is the wealthiest organization in the country as there are now over two hundred million dues-paying Cable Repair Technicians. Riots in the streets as nobody can actually get their cable repaired anymore. The President of the AaHGoTaCR holds the nation hostage as the only individual with the knowledge of how to hook up a cable modem properly. Civil war breaks out, the President of the AaHGoTaCR flees to orbit and detonates a stolen atomic demolition munition in Los Angeles, the last stubborn holdout of the non-walkable cities. Congressional Democrats strongly condemn her actions.

[literallymechanical]

In the dark era of my reign all oil-powered cargo ships will be retrofitted to nuclear and all aircraft will be replaced with orbital gliders launched from miles-long rail cannons. I will begrudgingly allow traffic helicopters to be repurposed to track, hunt, and destroy pickup trucks with phony cable repair plates, and I will allow tiny single-engine two-seater personal airplanes because come on they're so cute.

[literallymechanical]

In the dark era of my reign this does mean that unfortunately if you want to take an east-to-west flight e.g. New York to Chicago, you will have to go the whole way around.

[pseudo-random-neuron-firings]

How do you feel about ziplines?

[literallymechanical]

In the dark era of my reign I will build nanofiber ziplines between New York and Chicago from the tops of kilometers-tall towers such that you reach your destination at supersonic speeds and need to be caught by some kind of elaborate biomechanical web

[crystallizedtwilight]

People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.

[biocrafthero]

Babe are you okay? You reblogged crystallizedtwilight’s Strangers that live with me forever. again

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Voting ended onApr 17

[lezbadeez]

something something incrediblt weird polls that have an incredibly agreed upon answer somehow

[creepymutelilbugger]

You already know which one is the most voted. These polls on this site could probably be used as some kind of database for an experiment of some kind. But they won’t be

[nixscriptum]

[oakishly]

P-prot-tected, is this home. Non-ne may enter-r.

[rabid-transcendentalist]

[c-rowlesblogs]

I could not be more bored of women characters who are dangerous in a competent, sexy, luminous makeup and blow-dried hairstyle kind of way. I am so tired of all these dry-clean-only girlbosses strutting their way into stories. “Oh she’s so beautiful AND so good at martial arts and so clever and seductive” No! Get that outta here!! Give me more women who are dangerous in a real grungy way, like rusted metal with a sharp edge. Girls who make you glad you’ve had your tetanus shot. Girls who cut their own hair and get bad tattoos. Girls who are as charming as a wet feral cat. Girls who might be clever enough to Play The Game but would rather flip over the chess board and punch you in the throat. I demand more horrible unpleasant women!! Thank you.

[c-rowlesblogs]

YES this too please. Absolutely. Dumb butch rights. Diversity win

[c-rowlesblogs]

no, I’m sorry. “The unhygenic thing” is not opt-out for the kind of women I want more of. Fictional girls almost never get to be gross! When I said grungy, I meant grungy. She’s in yesterday’s makeup (if she wears any) and yesterday’s outfit. She smells like stale cigarette smoke. She smells like weed. She smells like gasoline and workshop grease. She smells like she’s found a nice dead thing to roll in. She lives in a one-room apartment surrounded by computer equipment and empty styrofoam takeout containers. She lives deep in a swamp in a cabin full of centipedes and spiders. She lives in a cave. She lives on a pirate ship. She chews off her nail polish, she goes dumpster-diving, she eats dry instant ramen crushed up in the bag like it’s chips, she eats bugs off the ground, she eats raw meat. In all of her many variations, human or not, to some degree or another, she is gross!! Thank you again.

[c-rowlesdraws]

reminded of this manifesto I wrote three years ago. Did I ever post it to this blog? It’s still all true.

[fremulon]

call me a patron of the ass library the way I'm checking out that butt

[bob-artist]

More Brotherhood of the Orb extras

[legacysam]

Birbentines! (by teylor smirl)

[leafcabbage]

[doinggreat]

Bad Bunny - Super Bowl LX Halftime Show (February 8th, 2026)

[trulyvincent]

Kim Dorland

[galileosballs]

I don't want to make light of the situation, but having the resistance movement against ICE galvanize around the killing of one person called 'Pretti' and one person called 'Good', while nearly the whole country is battling a major ice storm, is the sort of thing that would get a writer kicked out of the symbolism club.

[galileosballs]

Beauty and goodness, slain by ICE, as ice rains down around us all. Would be pretty hack stuff if it wasn't the truth.

[retquits]

so don't get too comfortable.

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