holding space for defying gravity

Hannah | 29 | she/her

[hot-wire-this-old-car]

compilation of my favorites so far. this energy for 2025 please

[sleepy-bebby]

[despazito]

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

[grootficguy]

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

[rubensmuse]

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

[sailermoon]

i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours

[sailermoon]

[catchymemes]

[silver-tongues-blog]

this is better than the entirety of the deathnote anime

[himynameispunk]

[toastbutteregg]

[oldmanpusspuss]

I still think its the funniest shit ever that when I used to volunteer at planned parenthood every week even though I walked past mostly the same protesters every single time they were begging me not to get an abortion theres other options yadda yadda. Like meemaw you see me here every week. They call me abortions georg because I get another one every Monday at 8am

[secondbeatsongs]

[AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid

this is one of my favorite videos on the internet, and it kills me that the source has been silenced by youtube’s copyright system, so I’m putting it here!

I have seen a version of this on tumblr before, but the audio in that one is just a little bit off because that person edited it back in themselves

but today, I am proud to present the original video, sent to me by Crispy Crungy, who gave me permission to upload it here and share it with you all!

enjoy!

[thehollowprince]

As someone who works in retail, let me tell you that it is exactly like this. Its been over a year of this pandemic and people still do shit like this all the time.

[hellcatblues]

I can’t tell you how much I’ve wanted to yank people’s mask to cover their damn faces. Especially the nimrods that are walking around with their flipping noses hanging out

[finnwolfhards]

this is superior humor

[duke-chainsaw]

I have some to add:

[depsidase]

[cognitohazardous]

c

[cognitohazardous]

catatouille

[theconcealedweapon]

[three-blogs-in-a-trenchcoat]

Holy shit I did not realise this before. The only way a woman could sleep her way to the top is if the people on the top reward sexual favours more than actual qualifications.

But, y'know, it's her fault...

[secondbeatsongs]

I just watched The Room (2003) for the first time with some friends and I. I cannot. this broke me

the pizza? the one that Lisa orders? the half-hawaiian, half pesto-and-artichoke?

that’s my favorite pizza

that’s the pizza I order every. single. time.

what does this mean?

like, have all of the pizza places I’ve ordered from for the past decade thought I was referencing The Room? have I been getting silent judgement from the local Dominos without my knowledge?? is this why that guy at Mod Pizza laughed at me that one time??

how did I, a person who had never seen The Room, choose this as my favorite pizza? is this fate? happenstance? 

what does this say about me?

I’m having like. an existential breakdown over this

[secondbeatsongs]

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

is this….tearing you apart?

[secondbeatsongs]

goddammit

[lamorbidezza]

Make-up at Rodarte Fall 2014

[queen-garfield-deactivated20160]

how can you take this post seriously with the photos arranged like that

[fresh2definitely]

Keep Dancing Baby…

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]