Hal But Off Ze Clock

(18+) Hi this is my shiny and chrome side acc (@Woolenpatchwork is my main) 21 something butchy thing I’m gonna yammer here mainly but also talk about cathartic things and post some piccies

[woolwulf]

Intro (Cleaned Up!)

You can call me Hal!

- 21 They/she butch lesbian (white/puerto rican)

- comic artist and illustrator (as seen on my main)

- pending tbutch (Masculine terms are preferred, but other terms are fine too!)

- I have tatts and adore getting them

- barista/amateur bartender (wow fitting the mold are we)

- butch4all :D (18+ if you wanna chat pls this is that kind of acc)

- Honestly made this acc to find some fellow people to share things in common with! don't be shy to send me a message!

- no minors, terfs, zionists, bigots, dykebreaking, etc.

Under ze cut:

I wanted to see if a more personal tumblr would be some fun leg-room so I'll probably reblog some depraved shenanigans (18+) or post some of my pin up stuff here! I like drawing gay people its expected but I too am gay so be warned

k thats it bye for now!

[woolwulf]

Excited that in moving to a city I have the opportunity to be involved in more community stuff (and lesbian bars woo!!!) but I have to remind myself I am like a under-socialized dog

butch who has stilted emotions I do my best and there's so many cool queer people here already mmmgghgghhh

[aliosne]

[woolwulf]

Also like, this is so stupid but so hopeful for like, breathy ass kisses ugh

Dizzy ones with spit

That’s it that’s the post

[woolwulf]

Christmas came early apparently

[woolwulf]

Gagged and exploded bc the late 20s early 30s lesbian couple who I’m friends with and are also my regulars said they would be open to me being their third (BUTCHFEMME couple mind you WHAT)

[woolwulf]

To the people who think you cannot date lesbians in your 20s who are older than you you are wrong there is no chopped unc anything that is just a beautiful human being to send flowers to

[woolwulf]

Gagged and exploded bc the late 20s early 30s lesbian couple who I’m friends with and are also my regulars said they would be open to me being their third (BUTCHFEMME couple mind you WHAT)

[woolwulf]

Also like, this is so stupid but so hopeful for like, breathy ass kisses ugh

Dizzy ones with spit

That’s it that’s the post

[doll-lalonde-rat420hxc]

being queer doesnt stop you from still also being white by the way. just because youre queer doesnt mean you arent also afforded the full entire benefit of white privelege. recognize it please.

[woolwulf]

Just bought an actual deck of magic cards bc I’ve been itching to learn for awhile wish me luck

[woolwulf]

Fr any nerdy dykes wanna play magic bc I’m GAAAAME

[woolwulf]

One off ramble since journaling isn’t helping:

Jealously I feel is a rare occurrence when it comes up in certain relationships of mine, but my head is buzzing again about like seeking someone out activelt rather than… envy?

I don’t consider myself jealous, but like, to reach for the small of someone’s back to trace, a hand to squeeze, to try and cover them with what height I have to like… shield them? (I’m 5’7” I’m not getting very far)

It’s zaps me with that warmth I try and seek in those small moments.

[thebelladonna]

It's almost laughable what the internet and very young queer people have done to the words butch and especially femme. I think I could go on for hours and hours on how important that little yet huge letter "e" is at the end of the word. People have turned this special term into something so superficial and tedious. To them "femme" simply means hyperfeminine. It's sweet, pink, docile, delicate, soft, submissive. Which of course, certain femmes actually do identity with those words but little do these people know or understand is that to be femme is to be just as hard and aggressive as what they see being butch is. It's in gesture, in stature, in autonomy, in courage, in love that is so deep and true for other butches and fellow femme sisters. Femme is something inherently erotic and so sensual. Our history literally shows that femmes used their physical privilege to protect and stand up for butches, femmes were the ones who would go out and work due to the fact that people would not hire such masculine presenting women. In conclusion, to be femme is to be beautiful and lovely but it's also to use your fucking voice and know who and what came before us.

[the-autophage]

reblogging this 20 million times

[cyberneticslut]

via @/oriettes__jockstrap on instagram

[stupid-twink-girl]

it keeps happening

[bizarrebazaar13]

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

[themythicalcodfish]

that is horror of a different kind

[eatyourpapitas]

what the fuck is kingdom hearts

[woolwulf]

Just bought an actual deck of magic cards bc I’ve been itching to learn for awhile wish me luck

[woolwulf]

One must bulk not for the sake of cool buff arms, but to win arm wrestling and to carry two beer kegs at work instead of one (jk it’s both)

[woolwulf]

Some pictures from this week and a new knife I get to whittle with! Or at least cut some fruit with. I did go to the pumpkin patch though which was awesome.