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Reading your posts feels like eating a banana, it’s kinda tingly and itchy and makes me very uncomfortable but I also like it too much to stop

you are allergic to bananas

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

are you uninformed loons really unaware that bananas aren’t SUPPOSED to cause tingling & swelling sensations?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

also potatoes are not supposed to give you potato sweats. pineapples aren’t supposed to be spicy

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

YES pineapples contain an enzyme that literally dissolves the top layer of the inside of your mouth. NO, most people aren’t able to actually taste that happening

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

kiwis aren’t supposed to make your mouth itch

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

much respect to the people in the notes going “i have learned something new about myself today, but i am going to continuing eating and enjoying my itchy spicy danger food”

spacetimequeertinuum

Important question: are grapes supposed to make your throat pruny like fingers in bathwater?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

honey, no.

salted-seaz

Hey uh is mint scented stuff meant to make your lungs burn also unrelated but is mint toothpaste meant to sting

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

please babe i’m so tired

oftengruntled

Hey um guys most foods that are supposed to hurt are hot peppers and citrus so um yeah that’s not to say they’re the only foods that hurt, but yeah

bemusedlybespectacled

I hate to break it to you bud but citrus isn’t supposed to hurt either. it’s sour, so you might not like it the same way some people don’t like bitter flavors, but it’s not painful unless you get it on a cut or something. if citrus is painful for you to eat then you should probably stop eating citrus.

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ghosttap65

Go ahead and reblog this. You might make someone’s day

Made mine.

^mine too

oc advice: don’t make your oc flashy looking or give them a tragic backstory or a weird name or

berserk: our protag is 6’8. he is so fucking huge he doesn’t fit in a panel unless the panel is focused on him. his entire life is just a massive series of unfortunate events starting from the day of his birth when he was born from a corpse hanging from a tree . he has a sword that is the same size as him and wears all black evil cursed hellhound themed armour that drinks his blood. he has an onscreen kill count of over 1000. literally everyone wants to fuck him. the first panel of berserk is a sex scene with his bootyass out. one of the main antagonists ruined everything partially because he was so horny for him. he is called guts. fuck yeah

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captainoftheussphasethefuckers

I want a comic of this

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i have some great news for you then

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Crabs deserve voting rights too I think

savedgame

how will they tap the screen with claws

isapodsdeathcompilation-deactiv

You're so ignorant it's not even funny

notlikingbestgirl

That penguin is strange

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browsedankmemes

The 90’s black boy cartoon template (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

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theliteraryarchitect

The Complete Guide to Self-Editing for Fiction Writers daily progress report!

(9/19/19) I skipped yesterday’s report because… Sheesh. It was one of those days where I worked for hours and somehow had very little to show for it. TODAY, though, I got through the intro, flashbacks, AND foreshadowing sections of Revising Scenes for Content. And, yes, I’m still on track to meet the book’s October 31, 2019 release date.

More details! The book is broken into three main parts: The Story-Level Edit, The Scene-Level Edit, and The Sentence-Level Edit. I’m done with the first part and about halfway through the second. There are also sections on getting ready to self-edit and what to do after your revision.

The Scene-Level Edit, is broken into “Revising Scenes for Structure” and “Revising Scenes for Content.” Revising for structure is “big picture” scene editing–Making a scene list, deciding which scenes to keep, cut, revise, or combine, and re-ordering them. Revising for content is dealing with the stuff within each scene–flashbacks, foreshadowing, dialogue, description, narrative summary, interiority (aka character thoughts), etc. For some reason I’ve been putting off this one particular section for, like, months. I’m SO grateful that I have a firm release date and pre-orders to light a fire under my ass so that I can finish it!!

That’s where I’m at–thanks for following, and double thanks to everyone who has already pre-ordered the book! :) Remember…

If you follow me you can use the coupon code FOLLOW to get 40% off your PRE-ORDER of The Complete Guide to Self-Editing for Fiction Writers until the end of September 2019. :)

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Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

nimurea

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

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IF YOU SCROLL PAST THIS UNFOLLOW ME IMMEDIATELY I SWEAR TO GOD

childishsign

\m/ ace and a supporter of all

b00bconnoisseur

Ace and a full supporter of everyone as well :)

shetheysports

Make that 3 aces and full supporters of all

b00bconnoisseur

@loraznerd @sadamericanorca @simongremory

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I’m a bisexual and a supporter of all of ya

cyberkagkouras

I’m bi and ready to die for y'all ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

gayemo

Trans and pan and i support yall

browsedankmemes

Pulled up in my Ferrari (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

lilicrevere

Remember when the fucking Notre Dame burned down and everyone knew instantly and it was over every single news outlet?

Well there’s been a massacre going on in Sudan for DAYS and NOBODIES COVERING IT!

So there is currently a media blackout in Sudan to try and coverup the horrors taking place:

Stop what you’re doing and please reblog this. Innocent people are being murdered, people are trapped, have no internet access, and are being raped by the dozens on the streets of Sudan.

The death toll is estimated to be over 300 civilians. And the fact that not a single major news outlet is covering this is horrific and disgusting. Please help get the word out about Sudan!