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Are the Aliens After our Weed?
Are the Aliens After our Weed?
It’s not everyday you get to witness an honest-go-goodness UFO sighting. My guess is that most people probably haven’t had the experience for themselves. The last time it happened to me was over forty years ago in the Air Force while living in the barracks at Peterson AFB. A bunch of us jumped in a car and chased down the source of that “UFO” to a low flying advertising plane with matrix light…
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Solstice Blessings
I see those around me gearing up for Christmas, doing their best to meet the cultural and commercial expectations our mamas all raised us with. I’m not unaware of the change of the soundtrack as I shop for my daily dose of chocolate milk at the local King Soopers or stroll the aisles at Wally World restocking hobo essentials. Santa-branded candy is as overpriced as a class at the late Trump…
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Accidental Honesty
Accidental Honesty - Dotard Edition
Not so long ago, Donald Trump was promising the American people ‘So Much Winning” that we’d get tired of all the winning. The Dotard repeatedly told us all to be prepared for an amount of winning that would exceed that of even the estimable Charlie Sheen. And before anybody asks, the answer is NO!, I am not still upset about that failed job application I made to Team Sheen once upon a time. …
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HoboTalk - Episode One
HoboTalk – Episode One
Since I’ve mostly defaulted to using my YouTube channel for documenting the last several years of my life (Daily Dose of Tim), I’ve stopped blogging as much as I use to. I’m not actually writing any less, as those who follow me on Facebook can attest. I’m just ‘Done’ with Facebook as a platform. They’ve repeatedly shown they are incapable of handling my account and my data responsibly. …
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How Subtle is Racism?
How Subtle is Racism?
I was catching up with clips from SNL last night and among the tidbits I caught was this clip of New York humor. It’s rather ironic that it was used in a bit delivered by a Black comedian leveraging humor off the most racist and corrupt President we’ve had since the 1800’s.
After viewing the SNL piece, I’m left to wonder if he really has a cousin named Tasha.
I’m also left to wonder if he…
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When I Was a Kid
When I Was a Kid
We Kicked cans in the street Braved a Jart to the ribs Spent some time around Jesus When I was a kid.
We cherished love The hippies their lids Jesus played a guitar When I was a kid.
Time passed quickly Jesus aged as I did He wasn’t the guy I knew as a kid.
I returned to the scriptures Were they always this glib? It was never as simple As I thought as a kid.
The Nazi’s were an anathema Dictators…
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The Ugly T(r)ooth of US Dentistry
The Ugly T(r)ooth of US Dentistry
It was Saturday night when I realized that my ongoing attempts to delay a much needed visit to the dentist were not going to be operative moving forward. Suffice to say that the amount of misery that unceremoniously struck me that evening, was a rude reminder of the degree of pain that one’s own body can inflict upon itself under the right/wrong conditions. It’s as if Providence decided right…
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The Big Wheel of Wanker Weed
The Big Wheel of Wanker Weed
With Republicans formerly most famous for privatizing jails to profit off imprisoning pot smokers now running after jobs in the pot industry as fast as Trump chasing after a piss-laden prostitute in Saint Petersburg, pot will be legal before you know it. It’s already legal out here in Colorado and I’ve done my best to immerse myself on the topic with as much energy and enthusiasm as one might…
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War Horses
When the children of a certain ten Republican senators down in Louisiana ask them what they were up to during the Syrian Crisis of ’18 they can proudly look back and point to their valiant, but futile attempt to uphold the right to have sex with animals as their contribution to the nation’s safety. Enjoy.
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What's Really Going On.
What’s Really Going On.
To my fellow Americans. Actual people I know, as well as those of you who appear real to me by virtue of your social media signatures, take note. Trump colluded with the Russians, using sophisticated marketing analysis of data obtained from Facebook to Soviet mind-f#ck tens of millions of Americans into voting for him. It would probably have been 100 percent legal if he hadn’t employed the…
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TrumpTV Ratings Disaster
How long before the FBI or the CIA cancel the unabashedly unpopular and horrifyingly vulgar new TV reality series, “Orange is the New Moscow”? It’d be nice to think that maybe Congress and the Senate could get together for about a five minute confab and clear this overly bronzed Bozo out of the Green Room once and for all but even the good weed out here in the high mountain meadows hasn’t yet…
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New Year Thoughts and Plays I pause once again to thank the goodness of my friends for helping enable the "level of success"
Now What?
Good morning everyone! Been awhile since I posted a long form missive on my blog, so those of you who aren’t following me on Youtube, Twitter, Instagram, Yelp etc. might want to take a trip to my Social page if you want to keep better track of me. As it is, I’m generally pretty busy keeping track of myself. Here’s my latest attempt at summarizing my situation, my moods and my many…
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It Seemed Worth Saying
It Seemed Worth Saying
Long overdue update/roundup of the events of the last year or so. Those who follow along regularly will no doubt be familiar with much of this material, but today’s recollections will be delicately adorned with details gleaned thru the perspective of time. I’m pretty sure it’d be labeled as a sermon if I was in one of those lunatic cults. And no, I’m not denigrating religion just because they…
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I received what I presume is an automated billing in the mail today from a company that runs a toll road here in Colorado. It’s from an outfit called Northwest Parkway and I found their bill a bit disconcerting since I had not knowingly traveled any toll roads in the state in the last six months (or ever).
Their Detailed Account Activity
Upon examination, their “Detailed Account Activity” ‘tags’ me at “Sheridan” back on the fourth of May at precisely 5:21:16. This inevitably led me to the question: “Where was I and what was I doing that time of day on the fourth of May?”, as well as, “Where the hell is Sheridan?”. I grabbed my trusty iPhone and started scrolling back to May 4th on my Facebook timeline.
My boss chimed in, “You were off on the fourth”, before I had even scrolled back thru my latest week of posts. As I continued to scroll (and scroll and scroll), plowing thru a feed littered with the refuse of posts responding to the various high crimes and misdemeanors of President Pantywaist, I scoured my brain trying to figure out how I could have unwittingly fallen into a tollway trap.
To be clear, the amount is nil ($2.35) and it might be easier to pay it than protest, but I’m protesting since I have solid proof I was nowhere near anyplace named Sheridan on that time of day on the fourth of May.
I am acting as the canary in the coal mine on this one folks. Consider this a test of the customer service department of Northwest Parkway. They will be provided a link to this story as well as my email address thru their online customer service form. They provide no pre-formatted options to contest a bill that I could find on their website and since I’ll be forced to ‘tell’ this story to them at some point it seemed easier to document it out here and now. My faith in corporate nature leads me to suspect they would not believe me on the basis of a friendly telephone contact alone. I will share their response as an educational offering once I receive their reply.
My Detailed Account Activity
I left Lake Loveland around 5:11
Checked in at Cattail Creek at 5:35
Where was I on that day and time? Sitting next to Lake Loveland most of the afternoon, before pulling up stakes and driving around the lake to the golf course on 29th (Cattail Creek) around a quarter after five. How can I be so sure? Blame it on my propensity to check in on Facebook/Yelp with such consistency if you must, but here are the screen shots off my iphone showing the check-in dates and times. I checked into the course at 5:35.
Conclusion
The only “Sheridan” I can find seems to be an hour or more away from Loveland and my dear van Nelly Belle just ain’t up to those kinds of warp speeds. I believe I have been shafted by ‘machine intelligence’ gone amok. Now all that remains to be seen is if it’s too late for the humans to help me. Enjoy.
Northwest Parkway Snafu I received what I presume is an automated billing in the mail today from a company that runs a toll road here in Colorado.
Failure to Investigate Russian Connections
Failure to Investigate Russian Connections
The Big Question Who else is compromised inside the Republican circles? Is their reluctance to take action against Trump fueled by more than partisan fervor? It would be adolescent to believe that Russian hacking and compromising would be limited to Trump. It’s not beyond the pale to imagine that this Russian push to compromise US officials is limited to just the Republican party either. Did…
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Political Potpourri Trump is so bad at telling lies he's now the laughing stock of world. Does he even realize it?