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videogamesskies

Kirby Super Star Ultra (DS) (2008)

valtsv

i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.

valtsv

here is a little bat to banish your sadness

conquerorwurm

This nice little bat reminds me of this other nice little bat who was drawn in the 1200s:

trekmemes-deactivated20220205

manipulated-pieces

This is the only website where I routinely see people say things like “oh this reminds me of something I recently saw from the 1200s”

tamamita

Brazil is the only non-Muslim country to host the most Shi'a Muslims in the world

tamamita

thenyanguardparty

Brazil has the "most X-people outside of X-place" of like, most kinds of people tbh

ublock-origin

Brazil famously has the highest amount of Lebanese people in the world, including in Lebanon itself

ublock-origin

literally Brazil is always "the largest X nation outside of X"

ublock-origin

toiich

Clarice Lispector, The Passion According to G.H.

when i tell my goldeen to use water pulse because of the 20% chance it has to confuse my opponent

michellechang

the last thing your piece of shit pokemon sees before getting their mind utterly twisted

snaxle-deactivated20260531

i know most people following me dont care about the weather, but i really need to share this because im genuinely gonna throw the fuck up dying of laughter over whoever runs this national weather service account on twitter fighting for their lives

snaxle-deactivated20260531

i could feel the poor poor national weather service employee who was stuck responding to all these people's pure aggravation and annoyance with every face palming emoji they used

prokopetz

Death of the author: Treating the author’s stated interpretation of their own work as merely one opinion among many, rather than the authoritative Word of God.

Disappearance of the author: Treating the context and circumstances of the work’s authorship as entirely irrelevant with respect to its interpretation, as though the work had popped into existence fully formed just moments ago.

Taxidermy of the author: Working backwards from a particular interpretation of the work to draw conclusions about what the context and circumstances of its authorship must have been.

Undeath of the author: Holding the author personally responsible for every possible reading of their work, even ones they could not reasonably have anticipated at the time of its authorship.

Frankenstein’s Monster of the author: Drawing conclusions about authorial intent based on elements that are present only in subsequent adaptations by other authors.

Weekend at Bernie’s of the author: Insisting that the author would personally endorse your interpretation of the work if they happened to be present.

waral

I thought this was going to be a joke, but these are all very real things you see people do.

prokopetz

I’m never more serious than when I’m joking.

varlysca

Ridentem dicere verum indeed

flowerlygirls

i have so many hobbies and interests but each day the four horsemen (instant gratification, shortened attention span, procrastination, exhaustion) grab me by the throat and shake me until i collapse in my comfy bed

cherrygazette-deactivated202408

oh my god and it never ends.

evilwvergil

The Land of Shadow. A place obscured by the Erdtree. Where the goddess Marika first set foot. A land purged in an unsung battle. Set ablaze by Messmer’s flame. It was to this land that Miquella departed. Divesting himself of his flesh, his strength, his lineage. Of all things Golden. -E L D E N R I N G : Shadow of the Erdtree (21.06.2024)