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Train Wreck Tumblr Posts
These literally never get old.
last day to reblog
you now you want to.
Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.
Iâm such an idiot...
We were holding hands. He kissed me on the cheek. I was about to say something... and saw a bee outside. Donât remember what I was gonna say because what came out was, âOoh, thereâs a bee over there...â *Beats head repeatedly with blunt object*
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When youâre the only healer and everyone around you needs healing.
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND UNMUTE THIS
I shall reblog whenever I see thisâŠ.
the amount of perfection in that paragraph makes my heart happy.
Iâm a Christian and I support this message.
i think iâm crying thatâs so perfect
Thereâs also the fact that the reason Jesus died on the cross was so that Christians no longer had to follow the laws of the Old Testament.
By denying homosexuals the right to marry because of what it says in Leviticus, you are basically saying that Jesusâ sacrifice WAS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU.
PREACH.
petition for 2015 to be the year that interviewers stop bringing up fanfic as a way to embarrass actors and shame fans
petition for 2015 to also be the year that fans stop forcing their ships onto the actors/singers/whoever involved and stop asking about shipping at cons
petitior for 2015 to be the year that ships do not involve sending threats to any spouses/lovers/friends who seem close enough to be lovers/children/unborn children
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never not reblogging
iâm using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011
its awesome because the longer this post circulates the funnier it will get
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.Â
The prehistoric era was Godâs Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.
I canât not reblog this
Proving a point to my boyfriend.
PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry
I hate that I laughed at this
"Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there," and another one appears. And dodges the downward sweep of claws, darting to the side, bouncing off the pentagramâs barriers, and tripping over the demonâs tail. "In the Vatican!" she cries out as she moves, using the State Farm Agent summoning charm to modify the situation as she was taught, and mentally thanking her trainer for expecting her to be fast enough to do it on the first incantation.
Most State Farm agents, when they run into trouble, have to get the customer to do the jingle a second time. That guy with the buffalo was lucky.
The magic takes hold, and she materializes in the aisle of St. Peterâs Basilica, still holding the demon by the tail, in the middle of Sunday morning Mass. The music clatters unprofessionally to a halt as laypeople, deacons, priests, monks, nuns, and the Pope all turn their attention to the surprised demon whose fifth course of dinner has turned, unaccountably, into a visit to one of his least favorite places on Earth.
There is chanting in Latin, and vaguely cross-shaped gestures, and clouds of incense, and the demon vanishes in a puff of smoke, whether from the efforts of the clergy or of his own volition no one can say. The Agent doesnât wait, fleeing towards the doors and escaping in the confusion.
She gains the exit and walks, purposefully, toward Rome proper; there, she ducks into the nearest alley. A burner cell phone comes out of one of the less-used pockets of her purse, and she dials a number from memory.
"Allstate," says a smooth masculine voice after three rings.
"State Farm," she answers. "Iâm calling in a favor."
"Yeah?" Interest. "What sort?"
As she talks sheâs pulling out her smartphone, keying an app that was activated by the summoning, and pulling up the policyholder data that enabled the incantation to work.
"Insurance fraud," she said, and can almost hear teeth sharpening on the other end of the line. She gives him the name, the address, the policy number. "Someone needs some mayhem."
"Thatâs my name," the man says.
She smiles. âSomeone needs all the mayhem.â
He chuckles. Slow. Evil. Even with the echoes of demonic laughter ringing in her ears, sheâs impressed. âDonât worry,â he says, almost purring.
"Youâre in good hands."
OH MY FUCKING GOD I just read insurance commercial fan fiction and it was so good, bless you, Iâm going to remember this day forever.
First draw of the year! illustration of this stretch of BoO:
âHe spread his hands. In front of the Romans, the ground erupted. Five skeletons clawed out of the earth. Cecil and Lou Ellen charged in to help. Nico tried to follow, but he wouldâve fallen on his face if Will hadnât caught him.âYou idiot.â Will put an arm around him. âI told you no more of that Underworld magic.ââIâm fine.ââShut up. Youâre not.â
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reblog if u understand this inspirational message
beautiful
FUCK YOU MUSICAL PEOPLE AND YOUR SATANIC MUSICAL NOTES AND DEMONIC RITUALS YOU PREFORM OVER MUSIC I CANT READ MUSIC fCKIN NOTES
Harry potter facts.