[chrissyglinn]

I PAUSED AT THE EXACT RIGHT TIME

[dstrybys]

the phantom: sing for me my angel of music!!!

9 year old me honestly believing i had both the vocal range and operatic stylings of miss christine daaé:

[urbnbullshitters]

They just brought back my childhood! I’m in love 😍

You don’t have to be Van Gogh to paint these beautiful masterpieces. Each kit comes with brushes and enough paint to cover your canvas. This was one of the best ways to spend a night in instead of going to paint night and everyone staring at my disaster that looks like a 3 year old painted it. The paint-by-numbers kit was so detailed I even fooled one of my friends into thinking it was done free hand :D 

Check them out HERE

[bedcorpse]

reasons to love harrison ford

1. hates donald trump 2. got his ear pierced at claires because why not 3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD MAN 4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a crap abt star wars 5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him 6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions 7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is insane when you think about all the stunts involved 8. quote “the director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shed” 9. arguably sexy 10. points angrily and its super effective

[fiyhi]

11. is just a really sweet person 12. no really my dad worked with him on firewall as the tech advisor and he was just a really swell guy 13. got my mom’s birth date from my dad and sent her flowers 14. he sent my mom flowers for her birthday 15. he didn’t even know her he just wanted to be sweet

[bedcorpse]

this was a beautiful and necessary edition to this post thank you oh my god

[thecarrisonfiles]

Awwwww

[where-are-your-source-citations]

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

[madlori]

When he was asked to be in Jimmy Kimmel’s “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck” video, in which he pulled up alongside them in a car and gave Jimmy a little wink and an air-kiss, when he showed up at the set he looked kind of put out. Kimmel was afraid he wasn’t down with what they were asking. But he just said, “I don’t know, this wardrobe…don’t you have anything mesh that I could wear?”

[losethehours]

When he was filming “Witness” he rented a small farm from a friend of mine. At the end of the filming my friend went and checked out the property as usual. He noticed the barn door had been leveled so it no longer would swing open on it’s own. Went into the house and saw the closets had been redone, in the kitchen the cabinets had been replaced and all the drawers now opened really well. Turns out that there were thousands of dollars of work and materials put into fixing up everything at the place.

My friend called Ford and asked him how much he was asking for the work. Ford told him doing that kind of thing helped him relax and stay sane when he was filming. Would not take a dime. Plus he paid for a new water heater and got the sewage system cleaned out.

And he paid rent to live there the entire time.

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

Local Carpenter Stumbles Into Stardom, Worries This May Interfere With His Carpentry

[grenade-maid]

My step sister was driving through Wyoming once, near Ford’s ranch. She stops for gas, and as she’s filling up, this huge motorcycle roars in behind her, scared the pants off her. The rider, dressed in all black steps off, and she yells at him “who do you think you are blasting in here like that, you Darth Vader looking motherfucker?”. He takes off the helmet, and it’s Harrison Ford, and without missing a beat he says

“Hey! I’m not Darth Vader, I’m Luke Skywalker”

[estebanwaseaten]

From the co-production designer on The Force Awakens, Darren Gilford:

“The Millennium Falcon was the first thing we were actually building. I had been in London and I came home back to L.A. for Christmas. So I go to Sports Chalet to do some last-minute shopping; I get there early, run to the back of the store, get what I need. I’m coming back through the store, and I just happen to pass this person holding up a pair of ski pants, and it’s Harrison Ford. I look at him, he looks at me and puts his head right down. I can tell he doesn’t want to be bothered; I’m sure from the look on my face he knew I knew who he was. 

So I walk past him, and after about 10 feet I think, ‘If there’s ever a time to say hello to Harrison Ford, I’m building the Millennium Falcon!’ So I turn around very hesitantly and go, ‘Harrison, I’m sorry to bother you. I’m co-production designer on the new Star Wars, I’m just back from London, and I’ve been building the Falcon.’ A big smile came across his face, he put his hand out, and we had such a great conversation — he couldn’t have been sweeter. 

As I’m walking away, he goes, ‘Darren!’ and calls me back. He goes, ‘The toggle switches.’ I go, ‘Toggle switches.’ He goes, ‘The toggle switches on the Falcon. When they built it the first time, they bought cheap toggle switches without any springs in them. Every time I threw a toggle switch, it fell back; it wouldn’t hold. It drove me crazy. Please, make sure the toggle switches are fixed this time.’ I go, ‘No problem! I’ll take care of it!’ 

So months go by, I’m back in London, we’re getting close [to principal photography], and I get a phone call saying J.J.’s headed down to check out the cockpit, and Harrison’s with him. I run down there and I see J.J. in the passenger seat and Harrison in the pilot seat. They’re just giddy; they’re having so much fun. And then I see Harrison look up, and he just starts throwing all the toggle switches: boom, boom, boom, boom. [Laughs.] And I remember thinking, ‘Phew, minor victory. Take solace in that and move on. Next task.’ That’s my favorite story.”

HARRISON FORD SMILES WHEN MEETING CREW MEMBERS AND IS A NERD FOR FUNCTIONING PRODUCTION DESIGN

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

Don’t forget about his Halloween costumes

[trans-goblins]

Harrison ford is a chaotic-good-aligned cryptid, confirmed

[goldenboydean]

After the Weinstein scandal when so many men in Hollywood were getting exposed for being predators I had a terrifying thought at the back of my head: what if Harrison Ford was one of them? Then one day I was reading the news and I saw a picture of him and I swear my heart stopped for a second, I was so sure the headline would be about abuse allegations against him. But nope, the headline actually read “HARRISON FORD RESCUES WOMAN FROM CAR CRASH”. I was so relieved!!! Hollywood is riddled with assholes and sexual predators, it’s nice to know that at least Harrison Ford is out there, being a good guy.

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[toomanyfandomstocountcx]

The ides of March have come

[eeyore9990]

Beware the ides of March.

[macrolit]

Beware!!

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

[chronotriggerwarning-deactivate]

Reblog to actually save a life

[angycharmander]

there’s an old man on my bus wearing a sparkly devil horn headband i don’t understand

[angycharmander]

now he’s wearing a hot dog hat this is not a drill

[angycharmander]

i’m putting on my dinosaur hat we can be hat friends

[angycharmander]

he got off at the same stop as me and waited for me to get off the bus so he could laugh and shake my hand and then he just walked away without a word this is the weirdest day of my life

[daitaizai]

[tradgothwillbyers]

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

[parttimepup]

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

[beyondthetemples-ooc]

It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768097/

[acidrainirrigation]

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

[camalilium]

me: I love minding my own business!

something: happens

me:

[henryscavills]

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) dir. Edgar Wright

[pleatedjeans]

[10knotes]

im so glad i didnt die before i saw this

[cinnaluna]

This person…. fixes butterflies….. 🦋

[im-just-a-reaction]

Amazing

[saint-ambrosef]

every time you reblog this post, another butterfly flutters for the first time

[notworblacosplay]

CONTACT CEMENT, I’M TELLING YOU

[officialjiggly]

What are the healthiest teas

[stalling]

Honesty, integrity, and loyalty

[officialjiggly]

Can y'all ever just give me a normal answer

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

*looks at balloon touching ceiling*

Me: “… Where’d that come from? Why has no one gotten it down?”

Coworker: “no one has been tall enough to reach it or been able to jump high enough to get it”

Me: *balances desire for the Balloon versus perpetuating the black stereotype that I can jump really high"

[penemueblogs]

But did you get the balloon?

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

… Yes

[ourlordandseivior]

God, you are the most adorable thing on this planet

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

Ok but hear me out. Have you seen red pandas.

[the-british-pineapple]

wholesome thread

[19thcenturyfuck]

Morally grey: A character who does too much bad to be a good person, but does too much good to be a bad person.

Sympathetic villain: A character who is a bad person, but whose backstory/character arc makes you feel sorry for or sympathetic towards them.

Anti-hero: A character who does bad things to achieve a good goal.

Anti-villain: A character who does bad things to achieve a goal that they believe to be good, but is actually messed up.

Just plain annoying: A character who does bad things to achieve a bad goal but has one throwaway line about a hard childhood that is expected to put them into one of the aforementioned categories when in reality it just makes them annoying

[let-us-aadore-you]

I just said “I am Moana from Motunui, you killed my father, prepare to die” and it actually took me a few seconds to realize that’s not right

[theawwesomeeridan]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You will board my boat, sail across the world, and return the heart of Te Fiti.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

my name is Moana Montoya, you will board my father, prepare to sail, and die

[robotmoxie-blog]

secondhand embarrassment is pure agony and i wish a lot of comedy didnt rely on it

[vaspider]

I cannot deal with it. I have to literally leave the room.

[ahaze]

It’s a sign of being extremely empathetic.

[kelssiel]

thanks! i hate it, how do i uninstall?